From Stroke to Sanity – How a Healing Brain Revealed the Folly of Democratic Derangement. As Fetterman’s brain healed, so…
Month: September 2025
Occupy Democrats: A Toxic Cesspool of Lies Masquerading as Activism for Misfits.
OCCUPY DEMOCRATS IS NOT A SOURCE. IT’S THE GO-TO SEWER FOR UNHAPPY MISFITS. IF YOU HAVE SOCIAL MEDIA “FRIENDS” WHO…
King Charles’s Royal Rug-Pull: How the UK and Their Monarch Played Trump and Probably Lost All Credibility in the Process.
The Trump State Visit to the UK was full of pomp and circumstance. The pomp included an endless parade of…
The Great Roseanne Barr: The Unbreakable Genius Behind a TV Revolution
By: Daiman Teer for TheSimpletonStar.com In the glittering, often unforgiving world of Hollywood, few figures have left as indelible a…
The Mussolini of the Potomac: James Comey’s Cocky Lunacy and the Lies That Nearly Torched America
By Daiman Teer [The Simpleton Star] In the annals of American hubris, few figures strut quite like James Comey—the towering…
Breaking News: Jamie Lee Curtis Eyes California Governor’s Race Amid Hollywood Comeback and Emotional Political Pivot
By Daiman Teer, Political CorrespondentLos Angeles, CA – September 25, 2025 In a stunning turn that blends Tinseltown glamour with…
RYAN ROUTH GUILTY!! A Misfit’s Reckoning
GUILTY ON ALL 5 CHARGES, ROUTH TRIED TO STAB HIMSELF IN THE NECK IN COURT. Unfortunately, he failed. Ryan Routh,…
Ilhan Omar: The Case for a One-Way Ticket Out of the USA.
Ilhan Omar, the congresswoman who’s made a career out of biting the hand that feeds her, has given us plenty…
The Unrepentant Smear: Jimmy Kimmel’s Vile Legacy and the Charlie Kirk Farce
NOTE: I loathe Jimmy Kimmel. I couldn’t stand him ages ago when he degraded women and Mexicans. I despise his…
President Trump, Haven’t You Learned To Avoid Involving Yourself in Fringe Medicine? [Reflections on Alliances and Lessons Learned]
As a longtime admirer of your unyielding fight for American sovereignty, economic revival, and the forgotten voices in our heartland,…
Disproving the “Billionaire Cronies” Narrative: How Trump’s H-1B Reforms Prioritize American Worker
The persistent narrative that President Trump prioritizes his “billionaire cronies” over everyday Americans often paints him as a captive of…
Rob Reiner’s Vanishing Penis. The Curious Case of Subcutaneous Obscuration:
A Clinical Analysis of Journal of Speculative Andrology, Vol. 42, No. 3, September 2025 In the annals of medical curiosities,…
“Left-Wing Media’s Vile Lie: Smearing Charlie Kirk’s Killer as MAGA While Kimmel Crashes and Burns”
The left-wing media’s relentless assault on truth has hit a new low with the assassination of Charlie Kirk, the fiery…
Luigi Mangione and The Luigi Lunatics: A Courthouse Circus of Cosplay Cretins.
The sad hilarity. On a crisp September morning in 2025, outside the grim façade of Manhattan’s Supreme Court, a gaggle…
Why Gay Men Must Distance Themselves from the Transgender Community
This ain’t your bachelor uncle’s Stonewall, honey. In recent years, the lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender (LGBT) communities have been…
Facebook’s Miserable Tantrum Simpletons: The Pathetic and Hateful Rage Against Charlie Kirk.
“There is an ideology that has steadily been growing in this country which hates everything that is good, righteous and…
NO, ELON MUSK IS NOT PAYING FOR CHARLIE KIRK’S KIDS’ EDUCATION.
Simpletons on Facebook Swallow Another Whopper: Elon Musk and Pals to Bankroll Charlie Kirk’s Kids’ Education? Oh, Facebook, you glorious…