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If Staff Is This Unhinged by Sarah Huckabee Sanders, What’s Stopping Them from Tampering with Your Food? Fire Every One of Them at The Croissanterie
BY: DAIMAN TEER for THE SIMPLETON STAR PS — This (below) came up later on X, which proves that the…
Monty Python’s Flying Retard: John Cleese, the 86-Year-Old Celebrity Fossil Still Peddling 2019’s Deadest Conspiracy
By Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star ~The irony is brutal. Cleese built his career mocking rigid, out-of-touch authority figures.…
Life Begins at 65: Kathy Griffin Ditches the Red Hair to Become a Human Sperm
BY: DAIMAN TEER for THE SIMPLETON STAR Kathy Griffin’s Bold New Look: Finally Achieving the Human Sperm Aesthetic In a…
THE LATE-NIGHT LOBOTOMY: Why “Comedy” Died at 11:30 PM
NOTHING ON LATE NIGHT TV IS FUNNY OR SPONTANEOUS. LITERALLY NOTHING ! BY: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star The…
The Hydra-Matic Apocalypse: How the Automatic Transmission and Dumb Broads Drove America Off a Cliff
By: Damian Teer for The Simpleton Star An old man named Frank, a guy who lived nearby, possessed the gruff…
Note to Macaulay Culkin: Echoes of the Gabor Sisters and Kitty Carlisle – Stay Classy, Mack
BY: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star Before looking at where Macaulay Culkin stands today, it is worth looking back…
Oscar Farce: Cheer a Putin Resister While Comparing Trump To Putin – Same Crowd That Applauded Roman Polanski
BY: DAIMAN TEER for THE SIMPLETON STAR Mr. Nobody Against Putin Wins Big – Hollywood Scum Immediately Makes It About…
Neil Diamond Death Spiral: The Drunk Girl’s “Bum Bum Bum – So Good, So Good, So Good” SWEET CAROLINE Cringe!
By: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star Imagine the scene. The first horns of Sweet Caroline blast through the speakers…
If Today’s Media Ran 1941 and FDR was a Republican: How “The GOP Warmonger” Would Have Lost World War II
BY DAIMAN TEER for THE SIMPLETON STAR Let’s time-warp today’s legacy media and send them back to cover WW2. While…
Maggie Gyllenhaal: The No-talent Nepo Frump With Trump Derangement Syndrome Who Desecrated Mary Shelley
, I’m just gonna say it straight: Maggie Gyllenhaal has no f***ing right to lay her stubby and wrinkly old-lady…
The Dinosaurs on Netflix: Corny, Sappy Anthropomorphic Slop from Spielberg’s Billion-Dollar-Dumb-Down Factory
By Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star I just sat through all four episodes of Netflix’s The Dinosaurs, the new…
Jane Fonda is a Filthy Traitor – A Bad Seed – The Ageless Treachery of Hanoi Jane
Jane Fonda’s career is a masterclass in how elite privilege serves as a bulletproof vest against accountability. For decades, she…
ELIZABETH WARREN: THE PSYCHOLOGICAL ANATOMY OF A SHAMELESS ACADEMIC FRAUD
Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star Elizabeth Warren is still standing. She’s still lecturing us from the Senate floor with…
Alon, Oren, and Tal – THE ALEXANDER BROTHERS Three Vicious Serial Rapists Who Paid For Media Silence. CONVICTED!
BY: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star The LEFT WING media obsessed over Trump and Epstein (a dead guy) while…
The Prince of Nepotism: Jared Kushner and the Reptilian Mask
Who the hell is Jared Kushner and where does he get the nerve to think that he should dictate any…
Weakling Obama Sent Iran Piles of Cash. Trump is Finally Wiping These Filthy Monsters Off The Face of the Earth.
The Pallets of Treason and the “Paper of Record” Fraud There is no clearer image of the absolute filth in…
Would Christiane Amanpour Cheer Iran Nuking Israel Before Seeing Trump Save The Day?
I wrote two versions of this because I tried so hard to be even-handed, but with Amanpour, your hand is…
This Obama Library Looks More Like a Foreign Stronghold Than an American Library
The architecture of the Obama Presidential Center represents a stark, almost aggressive departure from the visual language of American civic…
The Great Cognitive Collapse: Why Future Historians Will Study Our Era Like the Black Death or The Dark Ages
BY: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star A thousand years from now, scholars and schoolchildren will sift through the digital…
The Cult of the Gallon – The Price of Gasoline is What Selfish Imbeciles Talk About.
BY: DAIMAN TEER for THE SIMPLETON STAR There is no clearer diagnostic tool for the intellectual rot of the American…