By: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star The Kennedys love to wrap themselves in the glow of Camelot — noble,…
The Simpleton 
Caroline Kennedy and Her Dying Daughter: Vindictive to the Bitter End
By: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star The Kennedys love to wrap themselves in the glow of Camelot — noble,…
The King Of Merciless Malice: Stephen King, The Literary Ghoul of Maine
By: Daiman Teer by The Simpleton Star It is a curious thing to watch the world’s most celebrated purveyor of…
An Open Letter to the Board of Disney and the Cowards at ABC: To “Be Best” Means Giving Kimmel the Boot
By: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star To the suits in Burbank and the programming executives who have allowed the…
Jimmy Kimmel: The Most Dangerous Human Filth in TV History
By: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star There is a specific, curdled brand of misery that can only be produced…
The Seditious Face of Rachel Maddow: A Study in Misery and Betrayal
By: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star Maddow has made her choice. She doesn’t stand with the President. That would…
THE GREAT GAY vs TRANS DIVORCE: WHY GAY MEN MUST DISASSOCIATE COMPLETELY FROM THE TRANS COMMUNITY.
NOTE: Guys, please burn that stupid flag. It no longer has any meaning. ANOTHER NOTE: Lesbians have been omitted from…
THE FCC FALLACY: WHY THE “FOX NEWS IS ENTERTAINMENT” FALLACY IS THE IQ FAIL OF THE LEFT WHO GOT LEFT BEHIND
By Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star There is a specific, nasal brand of condescension that has become the hallmark…
ALEX VINDMAN – THE PATIENT ZERO OF TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME
By Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star Lumpy Rutherford proves that there is life after Leave It To Beaver. <—If…
THE UGLY GHOST OF TREASON: JOHN KERRY’S COWARDLY VICTORY LAP ON THE COLBERT COUCH FOR UNHAPPY LOSERS
By: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star There is a specific kind of rotted grave juice that settles into a…
DEAL DASH: THE IDIOT’S GUIDE TO VOLUNTARY ROBBERY – You Do Not “WIN” Anything On Deal Dash.
By: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star NOTE: As our parents age, the isolation of an empty house and the…
Chris Murphy – The Enemy Within – A United States Senator’s “Awesome” Betrayal
By: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star There is a point where political theater crosses the line into high treason,…
The Simpleton of the 1970s: How Jimmy Carter’s Atrocious Stupidity Broke the World
By: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star The Oil Hoax and the Sap: Jimmy Carter’s Fifty-Year Legacy of Weakness Jimmy…
Liars, Cheats, and Redistricting: Why Abigail Spanberger – A LYING SCUM – is the Most Dangerous Woman in Virginia
By: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star The political playbook in Virginia has officially shifted from governing to gaslighting, and…
Stealing the Sky: Why San Francisco Elites Hate The USA and the 4th of July
By: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star What’s the beef, San Fran elites? Fireworks were invented by the Chinese. They…
Dick Durbin Is a Scum Bag – A Piece of Pure Fecal Matter Who Thinks You’re a Low IQ Voter.
By: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star The art of the political con doesn’t always involve a sleight of hand…
MARTINA NAVRATILOVA – THE TENNIS DEFECTOR WHO NEVER TRULY LEFT THE SOVIET SHADOW
By: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star Martina Navratilova loves to tell the story of her “brave” 1975 defection from…
THE SUICIDE OF THE SUBURBS: HOW VIRTUE SIGNALING + STUPID WOMEN KILLED THE 11TH DISTRICT of NEW JERSEY
THE NJ-11 SPECIAL ELECTION: A CASE STUDY IN THE “MORON VOTE” STUPID WHITE WOMEN – and LOW TESTOSTERONE MEN By:…
Stormy Daniels and Michael Avenatti. THE PLUMP PORN STAR AND THE GROVELING GAVONE: A POST-PRISON POST-MORTEM
By: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star There is a certain cosmic justice in seeing a man go from the…
TRUMP SAVED THE WORLD – BUT THE DUMB BROADS (White Liberal Women) WILL NOT REWARD IT COME NOVEMBER
By: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star There is a specific brand of blindness that only a 3rd rate college…
The Séance of the State: Dumb Women Who Believe in Theresa Caputo-Type Ghosts Also Vote For Phantom Candidates
By: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star The Theresa Caputo Crowd believes in ghosts. They often vote for them. Your…