By Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star There is no creature more pathetic than the moralizing politician caught in the…
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The Swalwell Strategy: A Masterclass in How the Limited Tard Brain Makes Tard Excuses
By Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star There is no creature more pathetic than the moralizing politician caught in the…
The Orbán Indictment: Why the Globalist Fruit-Flavored Clergy at THE ECONOMIST Can’t Forgive Hungary for Choosing to Exist
By Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star Before we go on….The only reason anyone reads The Economist is because its…
The Porcelain Vacuum: The Curated Silence of an American Icon
BY: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star History is often less about what is there and more about what we…
Analilia Mejia and NJ-11: New Jersey Voters Begging to Become America’s All-Time #1 Shit Hole State
BY: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star New Jersey is already a punchline for high taxes, corrupt politicians, crumbling roads,…
THE KUSHNER DELUSION: NEPOTISM AT THE PRECIPICE OF WAR IS A BAD IDEA
By Daiman Teer for The SimpletonStar The current trajectory of American diplomacy has reached a point of unprecedented recklessness as…
Mark Hamill Sucks: The Washed-Up Mediocrity Who Lives to Whine on Social Media
BY: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star Mark Hamill is living proof that one lucky break can carry a nobody…
The Trojan Horse of Trenton: Mikie Sherrill’s $60 Billion Sabotage – New Jersey’s Cooked.
BY: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star In the annals of political betrayals, the 2025 gubernatorial election will be remembered…
The Media’s Fifth Column – Credentialed Saboteurs in The Media : Why Today’s Elite Press Would Have Given Legal Counsel to Hitler.
By: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star The Credentialed Saboteurs – I have coined this term to describe the “NPR/PBS”…
CRUISE LINES BEWARE: Real Americans Set to Boycott the UK, Spain, France, Italy – Find Other Ports
There is a grotesque irony playing out in the Mediterranean and across the English Channel. As the United States pours…
The Treasonous Leaker: Who Sold Out the American Pilot to the Iranians?
BY: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star The leak that nearly cost a U.S. Colonel his life wasn’t just a…
The Castrated King: How Charles III Sold the English Birthright to Islam
By: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star The Queen had a bunch of horses, but Charles was the biggest gelding…
The Pathological Inversion of the Left: Why the West is Programmed for Self-Termination.
At what point does an ideology become a suicide pact? By: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star The Compassion Delusion:…
The Mess That is “The_History_Wizard” THE CURATOR OF CONVENIENT TRUTHS
BY DAIMAN TEER for THE SIMPLETON STAR The Pedagogy of the Carrot-Topped Clown Master: Dismantling the Mythology of the History…
The Resurrection of the Hammer: Why the DOJ Needs the Ghost of Roy Cohn to Replace the Weak Pam Bondi.
The departure of Pam Bondi from the Department of Justice didn’t leave a vacuum so much as it left a…
MARK ZUCKERBERG: THE WORLD’S RICHEST DIGITAL PIMP
BY: DAIMAN TEER for THE SIMPLTON STAR NOTE: I’ve addressed this particular brand of digital deception in previous editorials, yet…
THE BALLOON BURSTS: THE SURREAL, SALINE-SOAKED COLLAPSE OF THE NOEM DYNASTY
BY: DAIMAN TEER for THE SIMPLETON STAR Remember: You should always empty your browser’s cache, but not if you have…
AL GORE: The Most Evil Villain – How His Gnawing Bitterness Drowned a Generation in Melting Fear and Climate Lies
BY: DAIMAN TEER for THE SIMPLETON STAR When Al Gore slinked away from the 2000 presidential election, many expected him…
The Verdict of Pre-Ordained Justice: The Case Against DEI Dunce Ketanji Brown Jackson
BY: DAIMAN TEER for THE SIMPLETON STAR When Ketanji Brown Jackson was nominated to the Supreme Court, the marketing campaign…
WHY EVERY RESTAURANT SUCKS and WHY YOU RARELY RECALL WHAT YOU ATE.
“Food is an important part of a balanced diet. But in a restaurant, it’s mostly just an expensive way to…
THE “HALLOW” Prayer App. A Demi-Grift. How a For-Profit Spiritual Software Found Its Saint in Mark Wahlberg
By: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star NOTE: Just when you were ready to direct your “Jews control everything” ire…