Hunter Hess, you whiny, self-obsessed little trust-fund skier—congratulations, you’ve just turned what should have been a proud moment for America…
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Olympic Snowflake Hunter Hess: The Pathetic Punk Who Just Burned His Own Country for Instagram Likes
Hunter Hess, you whiny, self-obsessed little trust-fund skier—congratulations, you’ve just turned what should have been a proud moment for America…
Bill Gates: A Satanic Monster Who Has Brazenly Destroyed The Lives and Minds of Two Generations of Children.
The Bill Gates Generational Mind Restructure Bill Gates didn’t just influence technology or philanthropy. He became a structural force in…
Beads and Bureaucracy: Billie Eilish’s Land-Back Pilgrimage to A Native American Real Estate Teepee.
Billie paid for her house with beads In a move that has sent ripples through both the music industry and…
The Alchemy of Falling in Love: Why do we fall in love with someone who used to be a huge turn off?
Why? Because the Heart Plays the Long Game We are conditioned to believe in the “Thunderbolt.” Modern culture suggests that…
The Great Thaw: Melting the Left’s Snowbank of Lies and the Resurrection of the American Soul
While the world moves into a new era of common sense and sovereignty, the Left is frozen in a “Snowbank…
The Ratliff Rigmarole: Why the “Believe All Victims” Mob Suddenly Found Jesus (and a Defense Attorney) for a Democrat
By: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star If you want to see how fast a Liberal’s “principles” can evaporate, just…
The Peter Dinklage Drip: A Masterclass in Hollywood Mini-Virtue-Signaling or Just an Enlarged Prostate?
By now, we’ve all seen it. The lights dimmed, the orchestra hummed a somber, synthesized chord, and out stepped Peter…
The Grammy Goofs: Low IQ Millionaire Morons Clueless About….uh….Everything !
These are the smug, virtue-signaling frauds who turned the 2026 Grammys into an anti-American circus of stupidity. The whole red-carpet…
The Martyr Factory: Blaze Bernstein and Matthew Shepard – Netflix Puppeteers Replace Reality with Woke Mythology…for Fun and Profit.
The Shadow and the Light: Why We Must Look Past the Martyrdom By: Daiman Teer for THE SIMPLETON STAR Every…
Governor Sherrill’s Pathological Crusade: Is New Jersey Being Governed by a STASI Operative?
BY: DAIMAN TEER for THE SIMPLTON STAR In her quest to eliminate rule of law and accountability, Mikie Sherrill, New…
HUMAN: THE WORLD WITHIN – Season 1, Episode 1: “Birth” – Sneaky Netflix Erases Women from Birth – Don’t Let Your Kids Watch.
By Damien Teer: For The Simpleton Star.com I sat down to watch Human: The World Within (Season 1, Episode 1:…
The Media Hates “Melania” Documentary Because They Are Spiteful Bitches Who Subsist Only On Malice and Character Assassination.
The Melania Blackout: When Bitchy “Critics” Become Commissars By Daiman: Teer for The Simpleton Star The Hollywood Reporter has sharpened…
Dismantling the Trans/Non-Binary/Queer Alliance: Reclaiming the Gay Male Legacy
Why Gay Men Must Distance Themselves from the Transgender Community By: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star.com This ain’t your…
Comedy Legend CATHERINE O’HARA Dies at 71. She Was a Comedic Genius.
A Final Bow for Catherine O’Hara: The True Queen of SCTV BY: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star The news…
Don Lemon: “Miss Bondi, Can You Gimme Some of Dat Old Time Religion?”
The Desperate Rebirth of a Professional Loser: Don Lemon Gets Taken to Church Don Lemon barged into that church as…
The Queen of MAGA: Why the Media is Losing the War to Erase Nicki Minaj
BY DAIMAN TEER for The Simpleton Star The Erasure of the Queen: Why the Media is Terrified of Nicki Minaj’s…
Jimmy Kimmel Being Checked For Pseudo-Bulbar Affect: The Brain Damage That Makes You Cry For No Reason.
The Crying Game: Jimmy Kimmel’s Monologue of Many Mascaras Stop the presses, grab the Kleenex, and check the humidity levels…
If You Support ICE, John Leguizamo Doesn’t Want You To See His Shows or Movies – But, But, But… What Shows? What Movies?
John Leguizamo’s Box Office Boycott: A Bold Stand Against a Non-Existent Audience John Leguizamo, a man whose career has spent…
Geriatric Springsteen’s STREETS OF MINNEAPOLIS is Corny, Stupid, and Cringe – Just Like Him.
Springsteen & Bon Jovi: The Billionaire Hucksters of Hypocritical Virtue Signals. Blech! Bruce Springsteen—the so-called “Boss” of blue-collar anthems. He’s…
Rabid Rage in Minneapolis: When Psychotic Protesters Turn into Finger-Eating Savage Beasts
BY: DAIMAN TEER for THE SIMPLETON STAR On January 24, 2026, in Minneapolis, a chaotic anti-ICE protest turned into a…