By: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star The history of Hollywood is written in the blood of the “discoveries” chewed…
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The Long Cold Shoulder: The Calculated Abandonment of Judy Garland By the HOLLYWOOD That Should Have Helped Her.
By: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star The history of Hollywood is written in the blood of the “discoveries” chewed…
The Bi-Polar Bureaucrats: Schumer and Hochul’s Shameless War on the Truth
Why these duplicitous political scum bags think you’re too stupid to remember the garbage they said yesterday. Let’s go to…
THE TRUTH: Jimmy Stewart Was an Asshole Who Tried to Ruin Donna Reed, Alfred Hitchcock and Others.
BY: DAIMAN TEER for THE SIMPLETON STAR In 1946, Jimmy Stewart was forty pounds underweight, suffering from what we now…
The Sunset of the Ragin’ Cajun: Why the Media is Milking James Carville’s Dementia Decline
By Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star There was a time when James Carville was the sharpest tongue in American…
The Brooklyn Coward: Harry Sisson’s Performative Patriotism – Just a Less Homely Version of David Hogg.
BY: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star Harry Sisson, with his chin like Margaret Rutherford, is a masterclass in the…
Restaurant Gets Triggered by Sarah Huckabee Sanders. What’s Stopping Them From Peeing in Your Food? BOYCOTT The Croissanterie !!
BY: DAIMAN TEER for THE SIMPLETON STAR PS — This (below) came up later on X, which proves that the…
Monty Python’s Flying Retard: John Cleese, the 86-Year-Old Celebrity Fossil Still Peddling 2019’s Deadest Conspiracy
By Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star ~The irony is brutal. Cleese built his career mocking rigid, out-of-touch authority figures.…
Life Begins at 65: Kathy Griffin Ditches the Red Hair to Become a Human Sperm
BY: DAIMAN TEER for THE SIMPLETON STAR Kathy Griffin’s Bold New Look: Finally Achieving the Human Sperm Aesthetic In a…
THE LATE-NIGHT LOBOTOMY: Why “Comedy” Died at 11:30 PM
NOTHING ON LATE NIGHT TV IS FUNNY OR SPONTANEOUS. LITERALLY NOTHING ! BY: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star The…
The Hydra-Matic Apocalypse: How the Automatic Transmission and Dumb Broads Drove America Off a Cliff
By: Damian Teer for The Simpleton Star An old man named Frank, a guy who lived nearby, possessed the gruff…
Note to Macaulay Culkin: Echoes of the Gabor Sisters and Kitty Carlisle – Stay Classy, Mack
BY: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star Before looking at where Macaulay Culkin stands today, it is worth looking back…
Oscar Farce: Cheer a Putin Resister While Comparing Trump To Putin – Same Crowd That Applauded Roman Polanski
BY: DAIMAN TEER for THE SIMPLETON STAR Mr. Nobody Against Putin Wins Big – Hollywood Scum Immediately Makes It About…
Neil Diamond Death Spiral: The Drunk Girl’s “Bum Bum Bum – So Good, So Good, So Good” SWEET CAROLINE Cringe!
By: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star Imagine the scene. The first horns of Sweet Caroline blast through the speakers…
If Today’s Media Ran 1941 and FDR was a Republican: How “The GOP Warmonger” Would Have Lost World War II
BY DAIMAN TEER for THE SIMPLETON STAR Let’s time-warp today’s legacy media and send them back to cover WW2. While…
Maggie Gyllenhaal: The No-talent Nepo Frump With Trump Derangement Syndrome Who Desecrated Mary Shelley
, I’m just gonna say it straight: Maggie Gyllenhaal has no f***ing right to lay her stubby and wrinkly old-lady…
The Dinosaurs on Netflix: Corny, Sappy Anthropomorphic Slop from Spielberg’s Billion-Dollar-Dumb-Down Factory
By Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star I just sat through all four episodes of Netflix’s The Dinosaurs, the new…
Jane Fonda is a Filthy Traitor – A Bad Seed – The Ageless Treachery of Hanoi Jane
Jane Fonda’s career is a masterclass in how elite privilege serves as a bulletproof vest against accountability. For decades, she…
ELIZABETH WARREN: THE PSYCHOLOGICAL ANATOMY OF A SHAMELESS ACADEMIC FRAUD
Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star Elizabeth Warren is still standing. She’s still lecturing us from the Senate floor with…
Alon, Oren, and Tal – THE ALEXANDER BROTHERS Three Vicious Serial Rapists Who Paid For Media Silence. CONVICTED!
BY: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star The LEFT WING media obsessed over Trump and Epstein (a dead guy) while…
The Prince of Nepotism: Jared Kushner and the Reptilian Mask
Who the hell is Jared Kushner and where does he get the nerve to think that he should dictate any…