I’m just gonna say it straight: Maggie Gyllenhaal has no f***ing right to lay her stubby and wrinkly old-lady fingers…
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Maggie Gyllenhaal: The Homely, Lumpy, Miserable, Failed Frump With Trump Derangement Syndrome Who Desecrated Mary Shelley
I’m just gonna say it straight: Maggie Gyllenhaal has no f***ing right to lay her stubby and wrinkly old-lady fingers…
The Dinosaurs on Netflix: Corny, Sappy Anthropomorphic Slop from Spielberg’s Billion-Dollar-Dumb-Down Factory
By Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star I just sat through all four episodes of Netflix’s The Dinosaurs, the new…
Jane Fonda is a Filthy Traitor – A Bad Seed – The Ageless Treachery of Hanoi Jane
Jane Fonda’s career is a masterclass in how elite privilege serves as a bulletproof vest against accountability. For decades, she…
ELIZABETH WARREN: THE PSYCHOLOGICAL ANATOMY OF A SHAMELESS ACADEMIC FRAUD
Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star Elizabeth Warren is still standing. She’s still lecturing us from the Senate floor with…
Alon, Oren, and Tal – THE ALEXANDER BROTHERS Three Vicious Serial Rapists Who Paid For Media Silence. CONVICTED!
BY: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star The LEFT WING media obsessed over Trump and Epstein (a dead guy) while…
The Prince of Nepotism: Jared Kushner and the Reptilian Mask
Who the hell is Jared Kushner and where does he get the nerve to think that he should dictate any…
Weakling Obama Sent Iran Piles of Cash. Trump is Finally Wiping These Filthy Monsters Off The Face of the Earth.
The Pallets of Treason and the “Paper of Record” Fraud There is no clearer image of the absolute filth in…
Would Christiane Amanpour Cheer Iran Nuking Israel Before Seeing Trump Save The Day?
I wrote two versions of this because I tried so hard to be even-handed, but with Amanpour, your hand is…
This Obama Library Looks More Like a Foreign Stronghold Than an American Library
The architecture of the Obama Presidential Center represents a stark, almost aggressive departure from the visual language of American civic…
The Great Cognitive Collapse: Why Future Historians Will Study Our Era Like the Black Death or The Dark Ages
BY: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star A thousand years from now, scholars and schoolchildren will sift through the digital…
The Cult of the Gallon – The Price of Gasoline is What Selfish Imbeciles Talk About.
BY: DAIMAN TEER for THE SIMPLETON STAR There is no clearer diagnostic tool for the intellectual rot of the American…
Jesse Jackson The Suddenly-Sainted Grifter And Obama The Preacher Man Who Hijacked His Funeral
BY: DAIMAN TEER FOR THE SIMPLETON STAR Jesse Jackson died on February 17 2026 at age 84. Within hours the…
Ozempic is Killing Hollywood – One Dysmorphic Misfit At a Time.
BY: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star Hollywood is in the middle of a deadly epidemic, and the killer is…
The New Alchemy: The Rise of Peer Pressure “Smellmaxxing” – Teenagers Love Cologne.
If you want your teenager to like his next gift, buy him some cologne, but don’t get the cheap stuff.…
Why Atheists Cannot Stop Announcing Their Unbelief – What’s Their Beef?
IF SOMETHING ISN’T REAL, WHY BOTHER TO GO ON AND ON ABOUT IT? By: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star…
Dr. Kelly Victory’s Audacious Grift: Fox News’ Favorite Cancer “Shield” Snake Oil Saleswoman Exposed
By: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star Dr. Kelly Victory has the audacity to look straight into the camera during…
Kristi Noem – FIRED. Horseback TV Ads and Minneapolis Maniacs Pushed Trump’s Hand.
Hateful Democrats who hate the USA, the demented moronic people of Minneapolis, nose-ringed ugly lonely mentally sick women, or women…
The Ivory Tower Groomers: How Elite Schools Betray a Generation
By: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star The elite private schools of Los Angeles and New York have become the…
The Sacrificial Trans Children of the Celebrity Cult
By: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star The celebrity bubble has become a laboratory for a social experiment that borders…
META’s Male Prostitution Racket: Why Your Facebook Feed Looks Like a Red Light District
BY: Daiman Teer for TheSimpletonStar.com It starts innocently enough—or so the algorithm wants you to believe. You’re scrolling through Facebook,…