By Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star It’s time for a long-overdue autopsy of the American media landscape. For decades,…
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The “Yo, Vinny” Trap: Hollywood’s Cultural Assassination of Italian Americans – the Heirs to the Great Roman Empire
By Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star It’s time for a long-overdue autopsy of the American media landscape. For decades,…
The Traitorous Behavior of Chuck Schumer. He’s Working in Washington DC as Iran’s Minister of Propaganda
By Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star Chuck Schumer has finally shown the world exactly where his loyalties lie and…
Play Stupid Games With Airport ICE – Obstruct, Assault, Abuse – Win a Mandatory One-Year Grounding. FAFO
BY: Damian Teer for The Simpleton Star NOW THAT ICE IS SUPPORTING TSA STAFF AT US AIRPORTS, PRESIDENT TRUMP SHOULD…
The Dumb Reinvention of Ancient Aliens: When The Hair is Taller than the IQ
Following the death of Erich von Däniken on January 10, 2026, the father of the ancient astronaut theory, things he…
The Long Cold Shoulder: The Calculated Abandonment of Judy Garland By the HOLLYWOOD That Should Have Helped Her.
By: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star The history of Hollywood is written in the blood of the “discoveries” chewed…
The Bi-Polar Bureaucrats: Schumer and Hochul’s Shameless War on the Truth
Why these duplicitous political scum bags think you’re too stupid to remember the garbage they said yesterday. Let’s go to…
THE TRUTH: Jimmy Stewart Was an Asshole Who Tried to Ruin Donna Reed, Alfred Hitchcock and Others.
BY: DAIMAN TEER for THE SIMPLETON STAR In 1946, Jimmy Stewart was forty pounds underweight, suffering from what we now…
The Sunset of the Ragin’ Cajun: Why the Media is Milking James Carville’s Dementia Decline
By Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star There was a time when James Carville was the sharpest tongue in American…
The Brooklyn Coward: Harry Sisson’s Performative Patriotism – Just a Less Homely Version of David Hogg.
BY: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star Harry Sisson, with his chin like Margaret Rutherford, is a masterclass in the…
Restaurant Gets Triggered by Sarah Huckabee Sanders. What’s Stopping Them From Peeing in Your Food? BOYCOTT The Croissanterie !!
BY: DAIMAN TEER for THE SIMPLETON STAR PS — This (below) came up later on X, which proves that the…
Monty Python’s Flying Retard: John Cleese, the 86-Year-Old Celebrity Fossil Still Peddling 2019’s Deadest Conspiracy
By Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star ~The irony is brutal. Cleese built his career mocking rigid, out-of-touch authority figures.…
Life Begins at 65: Kathy Griffin Ditches the Red Hair to Become a Human Sperm
BY: DAIMAN TEER for THE SIMPLETON STAR Kathy Griffin’s Bold New Look: Finally Achieving the Human Sperm Aesthetic In a…
THE LATE-NIGHT LOBOTOMY: Why “Comedy” Died at 11:30 PM
NOTHING ON LATE NIGHT TV IS FUNNY OR SPONTANEOUS. LITERALLY NOTHING ! BY: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star The…
The Hydra-Matic Apocalypse: How the Automatic Transmission and Dumb Broads Drove America Off a Cliff
By: Damian Teer for The Simpleton Star An old man named Frank, a guy who lived nearby, possessed the gruff…
Note to Macaulay Culkin: Echoes of the Gabor Sisters and Kitty Carlisle – Stay Classy, Mack
BY: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star Before looking at where Macaulay Culkin stands today, it is worth looking back…
Oscar Farce: Cheer a Putin Resister While Comparing Trump To Putin – Same Crowd That Applauded Roman Polanski
BY: DAIMAN TEER for THE SIMPLETON STAR Mr. Nobody Against Putin Wins Big – Hollywood Scum Immediately Makes It About…
Neil Diamond Death Spiral: The Drunk Girl’s “Bum Bum Bum – So Good, So Good, So Good” SWEET CAROLINE Cringe!
By: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star Imagine the scene. The first horns of Sweet Caroline blast through the speakers…
If Today’s Media Ran 1941 and FDR was a Republican: How “The GOP Warmonger” Would Have Lost World War II
BY DAIMAN TEER for THE SIMPLETON STAR Let’s time-warp today’s legacy media and send them back to cover WW2. While…
Maggie Gyllenhaal: The No-talent Nepo Frump With Trump Derangement Syndrome Who Desecrated Mary Shelley
, I’m just gonna say it straight: Maggie Gyllenhaal has no f***ing right to lay her stubby and wrinkly old-lady…
The Dinosaurs on Netflix: Corny, Sappy Anthropomorphic Slop from Spielberg’s Billion-Dollar-Dumb-Down Factory
By Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star I just sat through all four episodes of Netflix’s The Dinosaurs, the new…