By: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star NOTE: Just when you were ready to direct your “Jews control everything” ire…
The Simpleton 
THE “HALLOW” Prayer App. A Demi-Grift. How a For-Profit Spiritual Software Found Its Saint in Mark Wahlberg
By: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star NOTE: Just when you were ready to direct your “Jews control everything” ire…
The Non-Funny Non-Binary: Mae Martin and the Death of The Actual Punchline
BY: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star A Report on the Unfunny, Unremarkable, and Utterly Unknown Identity Peddler Who is…
THE ARROGANCE OF THE ALIEN: JONI MITCHELL’S BITTER AMERICAN HARVEST – A Final Review of a Fading Canadian Hypocrite
By Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star Before we start out about Joni Mitchell, the old wraith in question, these…
Margaret Brennan Is a Dangerously Dumb Broad Who Must Be Fired: Her Convoluted, Demented Slant Betrays America
By: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star “She (Margaret Brennan) could not have clowned herself worse. I mean, she just…
Why Jane Fonda, Bruce Springsteen, and Their Entitled Hollywood Posse Never Lifted a Finger Against Obama’s Record-Breaking Deportations
But now they’re screaming like it’s the end of the world under Trump, because they’re nothing more than elderly cranks…
THE SATURDAY SHOUT INTO THE VOID: WHAT THE NO KINGS COSPLAY PROVED – NOTHING !
A Post-Mortem on a Movement That Died of Its Own Irrelevance BY: DAIMAN TEER for THE SIMPLETON STAR Saturday was…
THE STOLEN VALOR OF THE SPIRIT: TAMMY DUCKWORTH’S BETRAYAL – How a Senator Traded Her Oaths for the Approval of the Ayatollahs
B: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star Tammy Duckworth is a traitor to the uniform she once wore and the…
NO KINGS: THE PITIFUL WHIMPER OF THE UNEMPLOYABLE, UNHAPPY, AND THE UNLOVED
By: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star Why does the Modern Liberal Prefer a Fairy Tale Villain to a Productive…
The Pathology of the Void: Why “Out” Atheism is a Mental Health Red Flag
BY: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star The most reliable diagnostic tool for a fractured ego in the modern age…
The Flying Nun Loses Her Wings: Sally Field’s Hollywood Haughtiness
BY: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star Sally Field Slams Pro-Life Americans: They’re “Backward, Ignorant and Really Just Power Hungry”…
The Mar-a-Lago Mirage: How ‘Dumb Broads’ Are Ruining Florida’s Electoral Map and Destroying the USA Overall Since 1920
BY: DAIMAN TEER for THE SIMPLETON STAR “The wisest of women builds her house, but folly with her own hands…
The Death of Journalism at Loyola: A Masterclass in Institutional Decay – Shielding an ILLEGAL ALIEN MURDERER
By: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star LOYOLA WOULD RATHER HAVE A DEAD STUDENT THAN TO ADMIT THAT AN ILLEGAL…
Stephen Colbert’s Middle-Earth Mirage: A Late-Night Exit Strategy.
By: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star The announcement that Stephen Colbert’s next move involves writing a Lord of the…
The Screenwriting Shakedown: Why IMDb Pro, Script Contests, Services and Expert Script Coverage Are Nothing More Than Predatory Extortion Rackets.
BY: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star ATTENTION YOUNG WRITERS !!!! IF YOU ARE PAYING FOR IMDB PRO, ANY SCREENPLAY…
The “Yo, Vinny” Trap: Hollywood’s Cultural Assassination of Italian Americans – the Heirs to the Great Roman Empire
By Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star It’s time for a long-overdue autopsy of the American media landscape. For decades,…
The Traitorous Behavior of Chuck Schumer. He’s Working in Washington DC as Iran’s Minister of Propaganda
By Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star Chuck Schumer has finally shown the world exactly where his loyalties lie and…
Play Stupid Games With Airport ICE – Obstruct, Assault, Abuse – Win a Mandatory One-Year Grounding. FAFO
BY: Damian Teer for The Simpleton Star NOW THAT ICE IS SUPPORTING TSA STAFF AT US AIRPORTS, PRESIDENT TRUMP SHOULD…
The Dumb Reinvention of Ancient Aliens: When The Hair is Taller than the IQ
Following the death of Erich von Däniken on January 10, 2026, the father of the ancient astronaut theory, things he…
The Long Cold Shoulder: The Calculated Abandonment of Judy Garland By the HOLLYWOOD That Should Have Helped Her.
By: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star The history of Hollywood is written in the blood of the “discoveries” chewed…
The Bi-Polar Bureaucrats: Schumer and Hochul’s Shameless War on the Truth
Why these duplicitous political scum bags think you’re too stupid to remember the garbage they said yesterday. Let’s go to…