The New York Times has long positioned itself as the definitive paper of record, yet its recent handling of the…
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The Pulpit of Lies and Retractions: Why the New York Times Fears the Return of the Godly Man and Why They Flip-Flopped on Their Own Story.
The New York Times has long positioned itself as the definitive paper of record, yet its recent handling of the…
The Radio Silence of Patriotism: NPR – THE FIFTH COLUMN – The Ayatollah’s Echo Chamber – NPR is America’s Truest Enemy.
In the cold accounting of modern warfare, a bullet is only as effective as the narrative that follows it. While…
Lady Gaga: The Desperate, Knock-Kneed Freak. Too Late to Be Noticed – Begging for Scraps of Relevance
The Desperation of the “Has-Been” Gaga is the ultimate victim of her own shock-value addiction. She parades around in these…
THE ARCHITECTS OF GRIEVANCE: THE SURRENDER OF COMEDY: FROM “IT’S PAT” TO THE MERCHANT OF VENICE
“In today’s world, any one of us is just one emotionally unstable activist’s political theater away from the cancellation.” Would…
Megan Rapinoe: The Bitter, Jealous, Ugly, Mega Lesbian Who Can’t Stand Men Winning Without Her Permission.
Megan Rapinoe is the bitter, jealous, ugly lesbian who can’t stand to see American men win without her sour approval…
WHY THE MODERN LEFT HATES OLYMPIC GOLD MEDAL STAR JACK HUGHES
There is a specific type of madness that takes hold of a civilization when it loses the ability to recognize…
The Post-SOTU Panic: Why the Left Had to Resurrect the Epstein Ghost
The numbers are in, and for the radical Left, they are a death knell. Nearly 30 million Americans tuned in…
The Theater of the Infirm: A Roll Call of the Cowards and the Crazed at the State of the Union
Pond Scum and Patriots: The Great Desertion of the Mentally Unfit Tonight, as the smoke clears from the latest State…
The Great Desertion of Duty – The Official 2026 SOTU Boycott List: The “Mentally Unfit”
The Roll Call of the Weak: Why a SOTU Boycott is a Confession of Mental Unfitness – NEVER VOTE FOR…
The Crying Actor: Robert De Niro’s Neurological Decline – Doctors Fear End Stage Dementia With New Signs of “Pseudobulbar Affect”
While Keith Olbermann screams into the void from his balcony, we see a different, more pathetic form of decay in…
The Frozen Folly: Why Women’s Hockey is the Ultimate “Simpleton” Charade. Stupid White Liberal Women Blowing Their Gold Medal Moment.
The world of sports was once a cathedral of the masculine virtues: grit, physical dominance, and an unapologetic pursuit of…
Keith Olbermann is Literally Insane. He Hates America. He Even Hates Masculine Olympic Gold Medalists. He Needs More Medication.
In the long, storied history of the American Republic, there has always been a place for the dissenter. But what…
The Billionaire Litmus Test: How to Spot an Intellectually Moronic Dead End
The moment someone begins a sentence by complaining about "the billionaires" or "the 1%," you should immediately dismiss everything else…
The Boycott of Duty: Why Skipping the State of the Union Proves You’re Unfit for Leadership
By: Daiman Teer for TheSimpletonStar.com In the theater of American politics, there is a growing and pathetic trend that masquerades…
FedEx Theft Epidemic: Lowered Hiring Standards Turn Drivers into Thieves: Your Package Didn’t Fall From The Plane.
FedEx Theft Epidemic: Lowered Hiring Standards Turn Drivers into Thieves – I’ve been saying it since 2020. For years I’ve…
The Mayor of the Ruins: Why New York’s Mamdani Experiment Has Failed So Rapidly. It Was Inevitable
New York’s Moronic Voters Getting What They Didn’t Know They Wished For. It took less than sixty days for the…
The Appalachian Safari: Exposing the “Soft White” Cruel Grift of The Soft White Underbelly
There is a specific kind of predator in the digital age: the one who treats human trauma like a scenic…
Pope, Leo XIV -The Apostle of Self-Loathing – Why the American Pope Prefers a Deserted Island to His Own Homeland
BEING A SELF-HATING AMERICAN IS THE WORST THING YOU CAN BE. As America prepares for its 250th anniversary, the first…
AMY CONEY BARRETT IS A DUMB BROAD
Lemme tell ya, folks, this Amy Coney Barrett is living proof that no matter how smart they dress her up,…
For British Royals, Especially Prince Andrew, Orange is the New Black Death.
Orange Is the New Black Death – So, I see Prince Andrew hauled off in a cop car and I…