THE NJ-11 SPECIAL ELECTION: A CASE STUDY IN THE “MORON VOTE” STUPID WHITE WOMEN – and LOW TESTOSTERONE MEN By:…
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THE SUICIDE OF THE SUBURBS: HOW VIRTUE SIGNALING + STUPID WOMEN KILLED THE 11TH DISTRICT of NEW JERSEY
THE NJ-11 SPECIAL ELECTION: A CASE STUDY IN THE “MORON VOTE” STUPID WHITE WOMEN – and LOW TESTOSTERONE MEN By:…
Stormy Daniels and Michael Avenatti. THE PLUMP PORN STAR AND THE GROVELING GAVONE: A POST-PRISON POST-MORTEM
By: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star There is a certain cosmic justice in seeing a man go from the…
TRUMP SAVED THE WORLD – BUT THE DUMB BROADS (White Liberal Women) WILL NOT REWARD IT COME NOVEMBER
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The Séance of the State: Dumb Women Who Believe in Theresa Caputo-Type Ghosts Also Vote For Phantom Candidates
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Adam Schiff – A Pathologically Sick Monster Who Makes Eric Swalwell Look Like a Frisky Frat Boy on Spring Break.
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The Surrender of Pope Leo XIV: David Axelrod’s Vatican Coup and the Death of Catholic Moral Authority. WAKE UP, CATHOLICS! GET RID OF THIS POPE !
By: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star The smoke rising from the Vatican these days isn’t white, and it isn’t…
The Stansbury-Raskin Lobotomy: Two Constitutional Illiterates Play Doctor
By: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star Representative Melanie “birdbrain” Stansbury has recently decided to play doctor, or perhaps God,…
The Scripted Panic of Jane Fonda and Mark Ruffalo: Fonda. The Merger Meltdown Of Two Leftist Slime Balls
BY DAIMAN TEER for THE SIMPLTON STAR NOTE: I loathe these people and so should you — unless you’re a…
NYC’s City-Run Grocery Stores: Straight-Up Hilarious Communist Bread Lines – And They’re Doomed to Fail
By: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star Look, I’m no economist, but even a blind man could see that Mayor…
Christine Todd Whitman: The Useless Legacy of New Jersey’s Moron Emeritus
By Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star The Polite Architect of the Abyss: Whitman’s Last Stand NOTE: If Donald Trump…
Zero Gravity Integrity: The Incredible Shrinking Legacy of Senator Mark Kelly — He Self-Hates to Al Sharpton – Really?
Here is a look at how that Mars landing might sound if the mission protocol traded the NASA handbook for…
Requiem For a Blockhead. The Smoldering Ruin of a Serial Liar: Eric Swalwell’s Final Act of Self-Destruction.
BY: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star Eric Swalwell’s descent into the flames of self-immolation – The liar – the…
Daniel Radcliffe, a Brine Shrimp, Erases 4 Billion Real Women
MORAL OF THE STORY – When you’re 5-feet tall, greasy and grimy, and you have a tiny penis — which…
HIGH SCHOOL ANTHROPOLOGY: The Matriarchy of the Meatball Moms and The Gay Drama Club Boys
By Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star The Mothers Club was the original “Deep State” of the American school system.…
The Swalwell Strategy: A Masterclass in How the Limited Tard Brain Makes Tard Excuses
By Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star There is no creature more pathetic than the moralizing politician caught in the…
The Orbán Indictment: Why the Globalist Fruit-Flavored Clergy at THE ECONOMIST Can’t Forgive Hungary for Choosing to Exist
By Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star Before we go on….The only reason anyone reads The Economist is because its…
The Porcelain Vacuum: The Curated Silence of an American Icon
BY: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star History is often less about what is there and more about what we…
Analilia Mejia and NJ-11: New Jersey Voters Begging to Become America’s All-Time #1 Shit Hole State
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THE KUSHNER DELUSION: NEPOTISM AT THE PRECIPICE OF WAR IS A BAD IDEA
By Daiman Teer for The SimpletonStar The current trajectory of American diplomacy has reached a point of unprecedented recklessness as…
Mark Hamill Sucks: The Washed-Up Mediocrity Who Lives to Whine on Social Media
BY: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star Mark Hamill is living proof that one lucky break can carry a nobody…