NOTE: Guys, please burn that stupid flag. It no longer has any meaning. ANOTHER NOTE: Lesbians have been omitted from…
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THE GREAT GAY vs TRANS DIVORCE: WHY GAY MEN MUST DISASSOCIATE COMPLETELY FROM THE TRANS COMMUNITY.
NOTE: Guys, please burn that stupid flag. It no longer has any meaning. ANOTHER NOTE: Lesbians have been omitted from…
THE FCC FALLACY: WHY THE “FOX NEWS IS ENTERTAINMENT” FALLACY IS THE IQ FAIL OF THE LEFT WHO GOT LEFT BEHIND
By Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star There is a specific, nasal brand of condescension that has become the hallmark…
ALEX VINDMAN – THE PATIENT ZERO OF TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME
By Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star Lumpy Rutherford proves that there is life after Leave It To Beaver. <—If…
THE UGLY GHOST OF TREASON: JOHN KERRY’S COWARDLY VICTORY LAP ON THE COLBERT COUCH FOR UNHAPPY LOSERS
By: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star There is a specific kind of rotted grave juice that settles into a…
DEAL DASH: THE IDIOT’S GUIDE TO VOLUNTARY ROBBERY – You Do Not “WIN” Anything On Deal Dash.
By: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star NOTE: As our parents age, the isolation of an empty house and the…
Chris Murphy – The Enemy Within – A United States Senator’s “Awesome” Betrayal
By: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star There is a point where political theater crosses the line into high treason,…
The Simpleton of the 1970s: How Jimmy Carter’s Atrocious Stupidity Broke the World
By: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star The Oil Hoax and the Sap: Jimmy Carter’s Fifty-Year Legacy of Weakness Jimmy…
Liars, Cheats, and Redistricting: Why Abigail Spanberger – A LYING SCUM – is the Most Dangerous Woman in Virginia
By: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star The political playbook in Virginia has officially shifted from governing to gaslighting, and…
Stealing the Sky: Why San Francisco Elites Hate The USA and the 4th of July
By: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star What’s the beef, San Fran elites? Fireworks were invented by the Chinese. They…
Dick Durbin Is a Scum Bag – A Piece of Pure Fecal Matter Who Thinks You’re a Low IQ Voter.
By: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star The art of the political con doesn’t always involve a sleight of hand…
MARTINA NAVRATILOVA – THE TENNIS DEFECTOR WHO NEVER TRULY LEFT THE SOVIET SHADOW
By: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star Martina Navratilova loves to tell the story of her “brave” 1975 defection from…
THE SUICIDE OF THE SUBURBS: HOW VIRTUE SIGNALING + STUPID WOMEN KILLED THE 11TH DISTRICT of NEW JERSEY
THE NJ-11 SPECIAL ELECTION: A CASE STUDY IN THE “MORON VOTE” STUPID WHITE WOMEN – and LOW TESTOSTERONE MEN By:…
Stormy Daniels and Michael Avenatti. THE PLUMP PORN STAR AND THE GROVELING GAVONE: A POST-PRISON POST-MORTEM
By: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star There is a certain cosmic justice in seeing a man go from the…
TRUMP SAVED THE WORLD – BUT THE DUMB BROADS (White Liberal Women) WILL NOT REWARD IT COME NOVEMBER
By: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star There is a specific brand of blindness that only a 3rd rate college…
The Séance of the State: Dumb Women Who Believe in Theresa Caputo-Type Ghosts Also Vote For Phantom Candidates
By: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star The Theresa Caputo Crowd believes in ghosts. They often vote for them. Your…
Adam Schiff – A Pathologically Sick Monster Who Makes Eric Swalwell Look Like a Frisky Frat Boy on Spring Break.
By: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star ADAM SCHIFF – The Demented Architect of the Great Deception Adam Schiff’s tenure…
The Surrender of Pope Leo XIV: David Axelrod’s Vatican Coup and the Death of Catholic Moral Authority. WAKE UP, CATHOLICS! GET RID OF THIS POPE !
By: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star The smoke rising from the Vatican these days isn’t white, and it isn’t…
The Stansbury-Raskin Lobotomy: Two Constitutional Illiterates Play Doctor
By: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star Representative Melanie “birdbrain” Stansbury has recently decided to play doctor, or perhaps God,…
The Scripted Panic of Jane Fonda and Mark Ruffalo: Fonda. The Merger Meltdown Of Two Leftist Slime Balls
BY DAIMAN TEER for THE SIMPLTON STAR NOTE: I loathe these people and so should you — unless you’re a…
NYC’s City-Run Grocery Stores: Straight-Up Hilarious Communist Bread Lines – And They’re Doomed to Fail
By: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star Look, I’m no economist, but even a blind man could see that Mayor…