Pond Scum and Patriots: The Great Desertion of the Mentally Unfit Tonight, as the smoke clears from the latest State…
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The Theater of the Infirm: A Roll Call of the Cowards and the Crazed at the State of the Union
Pond Scum and Patriots: The Great Desertion of the Mentally Unfit Tonight, as the smoke clears from the latest State…
The Great Desertion of Duty – The Official 2026 SOTU Boycott List: The “Mentally Unfit”
The Roll Call of the Weak: Why a SOTU Boycott is a Confession of Mental Unfitness – NEVER VOTE FOR…
The Crying Actor: Robert De Niro’s Neurological Decline – Doctors Fear End Stage Dementia With New Signs of “Pseudobulbar Affect”
While Keith Olbermann screams into the void from his balcony, we see a different, more pathetic form of decay in…
The Frozen Folly: Why Women’s Hockey is the Ultimate “Simpleton” Charade. Stupid White Liberal Women Blowing Their Gold Medal Moment.
The world of sports was once a cathedral of the masculine virtues: grit, physical dominance, and an unapologetic pursuit of…
Keith Olbermann is Literally Insane. He Hates America. He Even Hates Masculine Olympic Gold Medalists. He Needs More Medication.
In the long, storied history of the American Republic, there has always been a place for the dissenter. But what…
The Billionaire Litmus Test: How to Spot an Intellectually Moronic Dead End
The moment someone begins a sentence by complaining about "the billionaires" or "the 1%," you should immediately dismiss everything else…
The Boycott of Duty: Why Skipping the State of the Union Proves You’re Unfit for Leadership
By: Daiman Teer for TheSimpletonStar.com In the theater of American politics, there is a growing and pathetic trend that masquerades…
FedEx Theft Epidemic: Lowered Hiring Standards Turn Drivers into Thieves: Your Package Didn’t Fall From The Plane.
FedEx Theft Epidemic: Lowered Hiring Standards Turn Drivers into Thieves – I’ve been saying it since 2020. For years I’ve…
The Mayor of the Ruins: Why New York’s Mamdani Experiment Has Failed So Rapidly. It Was Inevitable
New York’s Moronic Voters Getting What They Didn’t Know They Wished For. It took less than sixty days for the…
The Appalachian Safari: Exposing the “Soft White” Cruel Grift of The Soft White Underbelly
There is a specific kind of predator in the digital age: the one who treats human trauma like a scenic…
Pope, Leo XIV -The Apostle of Self-Loathing – Why the American Pope Prefers a Deserted Island to His Own Homeland
BEING A SELF-HATING AMERICAN IS THE WORST THING YOU CAN BE. As America prepares for its 250th anniversary, the first…
AMY CONEY BARRETT IS A DUMB BROAD
Lemme tell ya, folks, this Amy Coney Barrett is living proof that no matter how smart they dress her up,…
For British Royals, Especially Prince Andrew, Orange is the New Black Death.
Orange Is the New Black Death – So, I see Prince Andrew hauled off in a cop car and I…
Nerdeen Kiswani – When Dog Poop Meets Dogma—How One Tweet Unleashed a Holy War on Our Furry Friends.
No, hold it! When I say “furry friends,” I’m talking about actual dogs, our loyal, tail-wagging pets, not the folks…
Rhode Island Trans Father (a man dressed as a woman) Kills Ex-Wife – Shoots Up Kids’ Hockey Game In Bloody Rampage.
This trans father, dressed as a woman walked into a kids hockey game in Rhode Island and opened fire. He…
AOC Makes A Complete Fool Of Herself In Front Of The Whole World
BY: Daiman Teer for THE SIMPLETON STAR NOTE: Because I will assume that your teachers never teach you anything, AOC…
Obama Forced To Retract His Alien Comments – While “THEY” Exist, They Never Speak and Neither Should He
This week former president Barack Obama slipped the truth on a podcast with Brian Tyler Cohen. When asked if aliens…
1977- Roman Polanski Rapes Child and Flees USA 2003- Meryl Streep and Hollywood Cheer Him 2026- Still Getting Hollywood Work and Adulation.
By Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star PREQUEL: Think about this: Roman Polanski, a Hollywood director, brutally raped and thrice…
Marianne Williamson: Stupid Spiritual Grifter Turned Delusional “Concentration Camp” Clown
Marianne Williamson (age 73) is a paid, professional bullshitter who’s been cashing checks for thirty years selling spiritual snake oil…
Just Like The Old Days – Democrats Are Still Racists: They Venomously Hate Conservative Black Americans Who Escape Their Control.
By Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star I labored over the title to this article – I have listed the…