BY: DAIMAN TEER for THE SIMPLETON STAR There is no clearer diagnostic tool for the intellectual rot of the American…
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The Cult of the Gallon – The Price of Gasoline is What Selfish Imbeciles Talk About.
BY: DAIMAN TEER for THE SIMPLETON STAR There is no clearer diagnostic tool for the intellectual rot of the American…
Jesse Jackson The Suddenly-Sainted Grifter And Obama The Preacher Man Who Hijacked His Funeral
BY: DAIMAN TEER FOR THE SIMPLETON STAR Jesse Jackson died on February 17 2026 at age 84. Within hours the…
Ozempic is Killing Hollywood – One Dysmorphic Misfit At a Time.
BY: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star Hollywood is in the middle of a deadly epidemic and the killer is…
The New Alchemy: The Rise of Peer Pressure “Smellmaxxing” – Teenagers Love Cologne.
If you want your teenager to like his next gift, buy him some cologne, but don’t get the cheap stuff.…
Why Atheists Cannot Stop Announcing Their Unbelief – What’s Their Beef?
IF SOMETHING ISN’T REAL, WHY BOTHER TO GO ON AND ON ABOUT IT? By: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star…
Dr. Kelly Victory’s Audacious Grift: Fox News’ Favorite Cancer “Shield” Snake Oil Saleswoman Exposed
By: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star Dr. Kelly Victory has the audacity to look straight into the camera during…
Kristi Noem – FIRED. Horseback TV Ads and Minneapolis Maniacs Pushed Trump’s Hand.
Hateful Democrats who hate the USA, the demented moronic people of Minneapolis, nose-ringed ugly lonely mentally sick women, or women…
The Ivory Tower Groomers: How Elite Schools Betray a Generation
By: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star The elite private schools of Los Angeles and New York have become the…
The Sacrificial Trans Children of the Celebrity Cult
By: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star The celebrity bubble has become a laboratory for a social experiment that borders…
META’s Male Prostitution Racket: Why Your Facebook Feed Looks Like a Red Light District
BY: Daiman Teer for TheSimpletonStar.com It starts innocently enough—or so the algorithm wants you to believe. You’re scrolling through Facebook,…
The Pulpit of Lies and Retractions: Why the New York Times Fears the Return of the Godly Man and Why They Flip-Flopped on Their Own Story.
The New York Times has long positioned itself as the definitive paper of record, yet its recent handling of the…
The Radio Silence of Patriotism: NPR – THE FIFTH COLUMN – The Ayatollah’s Echo Chamber – NPR is America’s Truest Enemy.
In the cold accounting of modern warfare, a bullet is only as effective as the narrative that follows it. While…
Lady Gaga: The Desperate, Knock-Kneed Freak. Too Late to Be Noticed – Begging for Scraps of Relevance
The Desperation of the “Has-Been” Gaga is the ultimate victim of her own shock-value addiction. She parades around in these…
THE ARCHITECTS OF GRIEVANCE: THE SURRENDER OF COMEDY: FROM “IT’S PAT” TO THE MERCHANT OF VENICE
“In today’s world, any one of us is just one emotionally unstable activist’s political theater away from the cancellation.” Would…
Megan Rapinoe: The Bitter, Jealous, Ugly, Mega Lesbian Who Can’t Stand Men Winning Without Her Permission.
Megan Rapinoe is the bitter, jealous, ugly lesbian who can’t stand to see American men win without her sour approval…
WHY THE MODERN LEFT HATES OLYMPIC GOLD MEDAL STAR JACK HUGHES
There is a specific type of madness that takes hold of a civilization when it loses the ability to recognize…
The Post-SOTU Panic: Why the Left Had to Resurrect the Epstein Ghost
The numbers are in, and for the radical Left, they are a death knell. Nearly 30 million Americans tuned in…
The Theater of the Infirm: A Roll Call of the Cowards and the Crazed at the State of the Union
Pond Scum and Patriots: The Great Desertion of the Mentally Unfit Tonight, as the smoke clears from the latest State…
The Great Desertion of Duty – The Official 2026 SOTU Boycott List: The “Mentally Unfit”
The Roll Call of the Weak: Why a SOTU Boycott is a Confession of Mental Unfitness – NEVER VOTE FOR…
The Crying Actor: Robert De Niro’s Neurological Decline – Doctors Fear End Stage Dementia With New Signs of “Pseudobulbar Affect”
While Keith Olbermann screams into the void from his balcony, we see a different, more pathetic form of decay in…