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The Bi-Polar Bureaucrats: Schumer and Hochul’s Shameless War on the Truth
Why these duplicitous political scum bags think you’re too stupid to remember the garbage they said yesterday. Let’s go to…
THE TRUTH: Jimmy Stewart Was an Asshole Who Tried to Ruin Donna Reed, Alfred Hitchcock and Others.
BY: DAIMAN TEER for THE SIMPLETON STAR In 1946, Jimmy Stewart was forty pounds underweight, suffering from what we now…
The Sunset of the Ragin’ Cajun: Why the Media is Milking James Carville’s Dementia Decline
By Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star There was a time when James Carville was the sharpest tongue in American…
The Brooklyn Coward: Harry Sisson’s Performative Patriotism – Just a Less Homely Version of David Hogg.
BY: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star Harry Sisson, with his chin like Margaret Rutherford, is a masterclass in the…
Restaurant Gets Triggered by Sarah Huckabee Sanders. What’s Stopping Them From Peeing in Your Food? BOYCOTT The Croissanterie !!
BY: DAIMAN TEER for THE SIMPLETON STAR PS — This (below) came up later on X, which proves that the…
Monty Python’s Flying Retard: John Cleese, the 86-Year-Old Celebrity Fossil Still Peddling 2019’s Deadest Conspiracy
By Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star ~The irony is brutal. Cleese built his career mocking rigid, out-of-touch authority figures.…
Life Begins at 65: Kathy Griffin Ditches the Red Hair to Become a Human Sperm
BY: DAIMAN TEER for THE SIMPLETON STAR Kathy Griffin’s Bold New Look: Finally Achieving the Human Sperm Aesthetic In a…
THE LATE-NIGHT LOBOTOMY: Why “Comedy” Died at 11:30 PM
NOTHING ON LATE NIGHT TV IS FUNNY OR SPONTANEOUS. LITERALLY NOTHING ! BY: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star The…
The Hydra-Matic Apocalypse: How the Automatic Transmission and Dumb Broads Drove America Off a Cliff
By: Damian Teer for The Simpleton Star An old man named Frank, a guy who lived nearby, possessed the gruff…
Note to Macaulay Culkin: Echoes of the Gabor Sisters and Kitty Carlisle – Stay Classy, Mack
BY: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star Before looking at where Macaulay Culkin stands today, it is worth looking back…
Oscar Farce: Cheer a Putin Resister While Comparing Trump To Putin – Same Crowd That Applauded Roman Polanski
BY: DAIMAN TEER for THE SIMPLETON STAR Mr. Nobody Against Putin Wins Big – Hollywood Scum Immediately Makes It About…
Neil Diamond Death Spiral: The Drunk Girl’s “Bum Bum Bum – So Good, So Good, So Good” SWEET CAROLINE Cringe!
By: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star Imagine the scene. The first horns of Sweet Caroline blast through the speakers…
If Today’s Media Ran 1941 and FDR was a Republican: How “The GOP Warmonger” Would Have Lost World War II
BY DAIMAN TEER for THE SIMPLETON STAR Let’s time-warp today’s legacy media and send them back to cover WW2. While…
Maggie Gyllenhaal: The No-talent Nepo Frump With Trump Derangement Syndrome Who Desecrated Mary Shelley
, I’m just gonna say it straight: Maggie Gyllenhaal has no f***ing right to lay her stubby and wrinkly old-lady…
The Dinosaurs on Netflix: Corny, Sappy Anthropomorphic Slop from Spielberg’s Billion-Dollar-Dumb-Down Factory
By Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star I just sat through all four episodes of Netflix’s The Dinosaurs, the new…
Jane Fonda is a Filthy Traitor – A Bad Seed – The Ageless Treachery of Hanoi Jane
Jane Fonda’s career is a masterclass in how elite privilege serves as a bulletproof vest against accountability. For decades, she…
ELIZABETH WARREN: THE PSYCHOLOGICAL ANATOMY OF A SHAMELESS ACADEMIC FRAUD
Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star Elizabeth Warren is still standing. She’s still lecturing us from the Senate floor with…
Alon, Oren, and Tal – THE ALEXANDER BROTHERS Three Vicious Serial Rapists Who Paid For Media Silence. CONVICTED!
BY: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star The LEFT WING media obsessed over Trump and Epstein (a dead guy) while…
The Prince of Nepotism: Jared Kushner and the Reptilian Mask
Who the hell is Jared Kushner and where does he get the nerve to think that he should dictate any…
Weakling Obama Sent Iran Piles of Cash. Trump is Finally Wiping These Filthy Monsters Off The Face of the Earth.
The Pallets of Treason and the “Paper of Record” Fraud There is no clearer image of the absolute filth in…