John Bolton’s finally getting what he deserves: an indictment slapped on his slimy hide for mishandling classified docs. And yeah, it’s because he’s a total scumbag.
This guy’s been a walking disaster since day one, a neocon hack with a mustache that screams “I bomb people for breakfast with Bill Kristol.” Now, in October 2025, the feds in Maryland have dragged his ass before a grand jury, and boom… indicted.
FBI raided his fancy Bethesda house and DC office back in August, hauling out boxes of secret shit, hard drives, phones, the works. Turns out Bolton, that self-righteous prick, was emailing top-secret summaries of his White House diary entries to his own AOL account. Not just that—he shared classified intel with his wife and daughter like it was family gossip. If the raid on his home hadn’t procured the proof, there wouldn’t be an indictment.
What a clown. What an idiot. What a goddamn traitor to national security. But let’s cut the crap: this indictment is not some noble pursuit of justice. It’s Trump payback, pure and simple, and good for Trump. If I were Trump, I’d set Bolton adrift on an ice floe.
Bolton turned on his boss faster than a rat fleeing a sinking ship. He served as Trump’s national security advisor for 17 months in 2018-2019, whispering warmonger bullshit in his ear—pushing for endless wars in Iran, Venezuela, Syria, you name it. Then he bails, writes that trashy book “The Room Where It Happened” in 2020.
Trump called him a “dumb dope” and tried to block the book, suing for profits because it leaked classified crap. Bolton smirked through it all, cashing checks while America burned.
And Bolton’s rap sheet?
Miles long. Back in the Bush days, he was UN ambassador, bullying diplomats and twisting intel to justify Iraq lies. Remember the “yellowcake uranium” hoax? That was Bolton’s crew pumping up Saddam fear porn to greenlight the invasion that killed a million innocents. He’s the architect of “regime change” fever dreams, a Fox News fossil who lectures on TV like he’s some patriot oracle.
Patriot? Please. He’s a profiteer, a warmonger who got rich off death and division.
Hacked by foreign spies years ago? His own sloppiness let that happen. Now he’s whining through his lawyer Abbe Lowell that he did “nothing inappropriate.” Bullshit. He knew the rules—prepublication review for his memoirs? Skipped it like a teenager dodging curfew.
This scumbag’s whole career is a scam: flip-flopping from Reagan hawk to Trump sycophant to Never-Trumper overnight. He testified in Trump’s first impeachment, calling him unfit while hiding his own dirt.
Now, with Trump back in the White House, the DOJ’s on a patriotic revenge circus of the stars.
1 – Comey indicted for lying to Congress,
2 – NY AG Letitia James for mortgage fraud.
3- Obama (pending)
4- Pelosi (pending)
Good. Let him rot. Guys like Bolton poison everything they touch: families torn by wars he craved, secrets sold for book deals, trust shattered.
This Indictment is karma’s middle finger. Lock him up, throw away the key. America’s better off without this mustache-twirling menace. Scumbag, worm, lacky, slime through and through and then some.
