This article is written so that even 3rd graders will understand it.
It’s not easy to write about people this moronic, and it’s an insult to the children of America that a lot of teachers and people they are supposed to respect (like their parents) are foolish and dumb. I want kids to know that if Donald Trump were a king, or if he even thought he was a king, these protesters would not be allowed out in public. They’d be locked away in dungeons and mental hospitals where they belong.
If you’re a kid and your parents marched in this, be sure to line up a good educational plan so that when you’re 21+ you can get away from them. Or, if they are rich, milk them dry for every last cent until they die of old age. Think of it as reparations for being nitwits and trying to turn you into misfits before you’re old enough to realize what’s happening.
Yes, America, dead brains are alive and well. They’ve jumped out of their medical school jars of formaldehyde and learned to carry signs and dress up like hamsters.
The No Kings marches are cringe beyond all cringe – packed with childish idiots who don’t even get how dumb they look. These grown-ups act like retarded zombies, stomping around with silly signs and costumes, pretending they’re fighting some big bad king. The only thing they’re fighting is their own self-hatred.
The female No Kings are usually fat and ugly, while the male No Kings are usually queens. (Ask your parents, if they marched, what his means. Your dad will might have to face his demons and your mom will realize what she has known all along.
Okay, now I will address the No Kings grown ups — not they are actually grown ups.
News flash, you drooling dimwits: if Donald Trump was really a king, you wouldn’t even get to have your goofy parade! Kings shut down nonsense like this with a snap of their fingers. But no, you’re too stupid to see that, waving your painted banners like toddlers tossing canned spaghetti from a high chair. .
These marchers are stuck in kindergarten finger-painting mode.
On October 18, 2025, they pranced around cities like Los Angeles and Washington, D.C., dressed up as Elvis or frogs or holding “Democracy Not Monarchy” signs. They think they’re heroes, but they’re just playing dress-up. It used to be that Halloween was the day all the loonies looked forward to because they could get away with their secret lunacy, but now every day is a holiday for the misfits of America.
IQs are low. The BBC said millions showed up, from New York to Miami, whining about Trump’s policies. But if he were a king, you’d be silenced, not snapping selfies with your dumb signs. Reuters even reported surveillance fears—drones and cameras watching you. Still, you march like clueless kids, too thick to see you’re proving his power’s limited.
Smart people would get that; you just giggle and wave.
And then there’s the Two Queens fiasco. Adam Schiff and Cory Booker—two loudmouth politicians—showed up together at the D.C. rally. What a laugh! These guys turned a “No Kings” protest into a “Two Queens” circus. Schiff, with his sneaky grin, and Booker, always posing like a drama king who is actually a queen, strutted in like they owned the place.
Bernie Sanders, an avowed communist and a representative of everything that has tried to ruin America, was there too, ranting about Trump’s “corruption,” but these two stole the show. Instead of fighting a king, they acted like royalty themselves—prancing around, soaking up attention. Maybe they think they’re the real rulers, too dumb to see the hypocrisy. A No Kings march with these clowns? More like a parade of preening peacocks!
These marchers and their politician pals are a disgrace. They chant about freedom but act like spoiled brats who never grew up. Kung Trump would take your little playtime and squash it like a trans-gnat..
Schiff and Booker turning it into a Two Queens show just proves it: these people are too stupid to lead or follow. They’re children in adult bodies, stumbling around with no brains, no sense, and no shame.
So, No Kings morons, wake up! Your parade’s a baby’s game, and you’re too dense to see the truth. Trump’s no king, or you’d be locked up. Keep playing your silly dress-up—Schiff and Booker can be your queens—but don’t expect anyone with half a brain to take you seriously. You’re a laughingstock, plain and simple.
