He’s a Political Moron and Only Political Morons Will Vote for Him. Listen up, New Yorkers, because the clock is…
Month: October 2025
Bullet from the Blue: Trump’s Tearful Tribute to the Charlie Kirk on His Birthday
Imagine a kid from the Chicago suburbs, barely out of high school, who decides the world needs shaking up. That’s…
George Clooney’s French Flee: Ditching America and Tuscany for an Even Faker Fake Life Than the One He Already Leads.
George Clooney, that smug Hollywood fraud, just announced he’s hauling his kids to a farm in France for a “better…
Christopher Columbus Was Italian Until Trump Evoked His Name. Now The Left Hates Him Even More and They Made him Jewish too.
How Ignorance and Division Turn a Flawed Explorer into a Political Pawn. Just when you thought it was safe to…
Kimmel’s Clown Car: From Blackface Buffoon to Moronic Antifa Apologist.
By Daiman TeerFor: The Simpleton Star Jimmy Kimmel. The name alone makes my skin crawl. This guy isn’t just unfunny—he’s…
Karma’s Court: Letitia James Trips on Her Own Gavel — From Trump’s Foe to Facing Felonies in a Flash.
Letitia James, New York’s top law enforcer, has spent years swinging the legal hammer at Donald Trump, but now she…
Xi’s Petty Tariff Tantrum: He’s Very Jealous Over Trump’s Middle East Wins
By Daiman TeerThe Simpleton Star – This article is for kids, but the Simpletons out there won’t even realize it.…
Katie Porter’s Tantrum in a Reptilian Green Dress: A Jiggly Masterclass in Not Governing
If Porter can’t handle a 20-minute interview without threatening to take her ball and go home, how’s she supposed to…
JB Pritzker: The Billionaire Blob Ruling Illinois from His Fart-Soaked Recliner
Oh, JB Pritzker, the Governor of Illinois—or as I like to call him, the Jell-O Jumbotron of the Midwest. If…
Facebook Reels: Gym Bros’ Viral Videos Begging Older Gay Men and Curious Teens for Cash
Panhandling Pixels: Shirtless Studs Weaponize Facebook Reels for Importuning and Income. Importuning: The act of persistently soliciting or harassing someone…