White Democratic women, listen up: you might be the dumbest voters in the USA, and it’s not even close. The stupidity is beyond cringe.
These gals—mostly chugging along with extra pounds and faces that wouldn’t turn heads—seem to think they’re saving the world by waving signs painted by George Soros’ checkbook. Seriously? If they were hot or even halfway pretty, they’d be too busy getting attention from guys to play “No Kings” dress-up on the streets.
Instead, they waddle around, yelling about democracy, while looking like they haven’t seen a gym or a mirror since Obama’s first term.
Sorry fact checking fatsos, data backs this up.
Back in 2018, white women swung Democratic by nine points in the midterms, flipping Virginia’s legislature (Democracy Journal, 2020-07-03). Big deal, right? But dig deeper: Stacey Abrams got just 24% of their vote in Georgia’s 2018 governor race, and Beto O’Rourke snagged only 39% in Texas (same source). These ladies can’t even agree among themselves, splitting along church, school, and marriage lines.
Rutgers’ Center for American Women and Politics shows they’ve leaned Republican since 2000 anyway, so this “woke” switch feels more like a fad than a brainwave. They’re a voting bloc of 39% of the electorate—our biggest—and yet they’re a chaotic mess, proving they don’t know what they want.
And the looks?
Let’s be real. Studies like the 2013 Wiley Journal piece peg white women as stereotyped as “ditsy, shallow, and appearance-focused.” Fair or not, these Democratic diehards fit the bill—more obsessed with virtue signaling than hitting the treadmill.
If they were slim and stunning, they’d have better things to do than march for causes funded by billionaire puppets.
Picture it: a hot chick doesn’t need to scream about patriarchy; she’s too busy living her best life. But these overweight warriors? They’ve got time to paint signs and chant slogans, probably because no one’s asking them out. It’s laughable.
They think they’re the voice of progress, but they’re just pawns in a Soros-funded game, too clueless to see it. Their voting patterns show they flip-flop more than a fish out of water—Republican one year, Democrat the next. Maybe if they spent less time eating donuts at protests and more time figuring out policy, they’d vote smarter. But nah, they’d rather look “oppressed” than own a mirror.
Hot or pretty women don’t have this problem—they’re too busy being wanted to care about politics. These ladies? They’re the poster children for bad choices, bad diets, and bad blue hair days.
So, white Democratic women, step back. You’re not heroes—you’re a joke. Lose the weight, fix the face, and maybe then you’ll have something better to do than wave Soros’ paintbrushes. Until then, keep proving the stereotype: dumb, dumpy, and delusional.
