From Forgotten Galactic-Bulge Paperboy to Full-Time Cosmos Hustler Who Hasn’t Done Any Real Science Since the Clinton Administration Neil deGrasse…
Month: November 2025
Temu-Traitor Mark Kelly Whines on Kimmel’s Lap While Begging Troops to Mutiny – Cry Harder, Saboteur
Oh, for fuck’s sake, here we go again with Mark Kelly, that sheen-headed astronaut-turned-senator hack, strutting onto Jimmy Kimmel like…
Burned Alive by Judicial Lunacy: Sick Judges Playing God While Bethany MaGee Fights for Her Charred Life
Let’s get one thing straight from the jump: Bethany MaGee, a 26-year-old woman just trying to ride the CTA Blue…
Saint James Comey the Slime: How the 7-Foot Psycho Beat the Rap on a Technicality and Still Plays Victim
Enjoy Your Loophole, You Leaking, Lying, Never-Trump Piece of Shit Saint Comey the Slime: How the 7-Foot Psycho Beat the…
“George Clooney’s 1997 Diana Quote: The Day a TV Doctor Demanded Death’s Manager Speak to Him Personally and Accidentally Invented Terminal Hollywood Cringe”
George Clooney, 1997: still rocking the ER Caesar cut, zero Oscar statues, and somehow convinced the planet needed his diplomatic…
The Dismissal of Cases Against James Comey and Letitia James: A Look at Judicial Bias or Legal Procedure?
In plain terms, let’s talk about what happened on November 24, 2025, when a federal judge tossed out criminal charges…
Democrat Dingbats: The Six Slimy Scumbags Pushing Mutiny and Playing the Victim Card Like Crybabies
These Maniac Morons Are Spitting on Our Troops’ Smarts While Screaming Trump Wants to Hang ‘Em – Total BS from…
Charlie Sheen: The Emperor Who Never Had Clothes
BY: DAIMAN TEER for THE SIMPLETON STAR Let’s get one thing straight: Charlie Sheen is the human equivalent of a…
When Grief Becomes a Partisan Weapon: Tatiana Schlossberg’s Final Essay and a Family’s Misplaced Priorities
NOTE: She is dying, and I would like to cut her as much slack as possible, but the virtue signals…
Marjorie Taylor Greene: When the Left’s “Crazy” Label Turned Out to Be the Only Part They Got Right
Marjorie Taylor Greene’s implosion has handed the Left the most delicious irony of the Trump era. For four years, progressive…
HILLARY CLINTON IS A STRAIGHT-UP CRIMINAL AND BELONGS IN PRISON RIGHT NOW -She invented the Russia lie, tore America in half, robbed Haiti blind, and still walks free…ENOUGH!
Megyn Kelly, calling for the jailing of Hillary Clinton is spitting pure facts and I’m done being polite about it.…
Brian Krassenstein Invents Fake Arabic-Numerals Panic, Cashes X Checks While Pretending to Be the Kindly Jewish Mensch
DEAR GOOD AND DECENT PEOPLE OF AMERICA: Every single one of us already learns Arabic numerals in kindergarten because 0,…
Miranda Devine: The Best Thing to Happen to Fox News since Shepard Smith Bailed
EVENTUALLY I HAD TO PRAISE SOMEONE. Miranda Devine is not just a journalist; she is a one-woman wrecking ball against…
Jason Crow: The Smug, Treason-Cosplaying Little Worm Who Exists Only to Suck On His Own Trump Hatred
Jason Crow is the human equivalent of a fart in a spacesuit: loud, pointless, and convinced the stench is heroic.…
Six Traitorous Democrats Just Declared Open Season on the U.S. Military Chain of Command With Their DO NOT OBEY ORDERS video.
These six smug, power-drunk Democrats just dropped the most disgusting piece of insurrectionist propaganda since the Civil War, and they…
“Patton Oswalt’s Trans Meltdown: When a 5-Foot-Tall Unfunny Hobbit Cries ‘They’re Hunting Us’ on National TV”
As far as we know, Patton Oswalt is not trans, but he sure looks like one. Patton Oswalt went on…
Reddit Is a Left-Wing Dumpster Fire That Hates Normal People
Reddit is a haven for misfits because misfits run it and misfits moderate it. Reddit is the land of misfits.…
Swalwell & Dems Thought They Cornered Trump on Epstein Files – Instead They Just Begged Him to Expose Their Own Dirt
Eric Swalwell’s Big Bluff Just Blew Up in His Face – Enjoy the Full Epstein Files, Genius Democrats like Eric…
Thomas Massie: The Smug Libertarian Cow Farmer Who Just Got Played by Trump
Representative Thomas Massie, the off-grid cattle farmer from Kentucky who never met a camera he didn’t want to lecture, has…
How Wikipedia Quietly Lies and Deceptively Links Donald Trump to Nick Fuentes and the “Far-Right” Label
If you open Nick Fuentes’ Wikipedia page today, one of the first things you’ll see is a long section titled…