From Forgotten Galactic-Bulge Paperboy to Full-Time Cosmos Hustler Who Hasn’t Done Any Real Science Since the Clinton Administration Neil deGrasse…
Month: November 2025
Temu-Traitor Mark Kelly Whines on Kimmel’s Lap While Begging Troops to Mutiny – Cry Harder, Saboteur
Oh, for fuck’s sake, here we go again with Mark Kelly, that sheen-headed astronaut-turned-senator hack, strutting onto Jimmy Kimmel like…
Burned Alive by Judicial Lunacy: Sick Judges Playing God While Bethany MaGee Fights for Her Charred Life
Let’s get one thing straight from the jump: Bethany MaGee, a 26-year-old woman just trying to ride the CTA Blue…
Saint James Comey the Slime: How the 7-Foot Psycho Beat the Rap on a Technicality and Still Plays Victim
Enjoy Your Loophole, You Leaking, Lying, Never-Trump Piece of Shit Saint Comey the Slime: How the 7-Foot Psycho Beat the…
“George Clooney’s 1997 Diana Quote: The Day a TV Doctor Demanded Death’s Manager Speak to Him Personally and Accidentally Invented Terminal Hollywood Cringe”
George Clooney, 1997: still rocking the ER Caesar cut, zero Oscar statues, and somehow convinced the planet needed his diplomatic…
The Dismissal of Cases Against James Comey and Letitia James: A Look at Judicial Bias or Legal Procedure?
In plain terms, let’s talk about what happened on November 24, 2025, when a federal judge tossed out criminal charges…
Democrat Dingbats: The Six Slimy Scumbags Pushing Mutiny and Playing the Victim Card Like Crybabies
These Maniac Morons Are Spitting on Our Troops’ Smarts While Screaming Trump Wants to Hang ‘Em – Total BS from…
Charlie Sheen: The Emperor Who Never Had Clothes
BY: DAIMAN TEER for THE SIMPLETON STAR Let’s get one thing straight: Charlie Sheen is the human equivalent of a…
When Grief Becomes a Partisan Weapon: Tatiana Schlossberg’s Final Essay and a Family’s Misplaced Priorities
NOTE: She is dying, and I would like to cut her as much slack as possible, but the virtue signals…
Marjorie Taylor Greene: When the Left’s “Crazy” Label Turned Out to Be the Only Part They Got Right
Marjorie Taylor Greene’s implosion has handed the Left the most delicious irony of the Trump era. For four years, progressive…