Zohran Mamdani, you cocky 34-year-old socialist (in a scarf now that he has hired a personal stylist with taxpayer money), big congrats on snagging the NYC mayor gig on November 4. Wow, winning Blue in a vast sea of Blue is quite an accomplishment. NOT !!!
You barely squeaked by with 50.3% against that puppet-mouthed-multi-fissure-face Cuomo (41.6%) and the Red Beret Benet Scale Reject Curtis Sliwa (7%).
But let’s be real, commie bruh: This ain’t some massive “blue wave” like the Dems are spinning it. Calling your win – or that NJ governor race for Mikie Sherrill – a huge Democratic surge and a red flag for the GOP is like saying a Catholic winning in Vatican City is a “Catholic wave” and a warning shot to Protestants.
Of fucking course a Catholic’s gonna win in Vatican City, nitwits. NYC’s a deep-blue bubble, packed with progressives who eat up your TikTok rants. The Dems (Scared to death Chuck Shmuck Schumer) push this crap because they count on simple-minded folks to buy the hype – anything to pretend they’re not bleeding support everywhere else.
You’re no fresh face fixing the city; you’re a walking disaster. Born in Uganda, raised on your dad’s Wall Street money in a fancy $1.2 million condo, but you play the “working-class hero” like it’s a costume party. You beat ten rivals in the primary by trash-talking moderates, then dodged real questions with feel-good lines about “affordability.”
Your big plan? Jack up taxes on the rich and companies to fund free everything – sure, that’ll fix the potholes and panhandlers.
PS! UPDATE! INSERT! Our Communist warrior who railed against the “rich” and “corporate greed” to win the mayor’s office, is already cozying up to the very elites he swore to fight. Just weeks after his victory, he’s spotted at swanky fundraisers in Manhattan penthouses, rubbing elbows with hedge-fund tycoons and real-estate moguls—pocketing six-figure checks while preaching “tax the rich” to his TikTok followers. The guy who lived in a $1.2 million condo his Wall Street dad bought is now wining and dining the same crowd he called “parasites.” Hypocrisy doesn’t get more blatant.
Meanwhile, crime’s spiked 40% in spots like your old Queens turf, with muggings up, subways a mess, and fentanyl killing kids. But you? You’re too busy grandstanding.
That ICE threat you keep making? Pure garbage. You wanna defund and wipe out ICE if they grab one “undocumented” crook in your streets. You label agents “kidnappers” while gangs like MS-13 and Tren de Aragua turn shelters into bloodbaths. Remember marching with crowds yelling “Death to America”? Or cheering October 7 like a tailgate?
That’s you – shielding rapists and traffickers because “solidarity.” Legal immigrants who grinded for years get screwed while you flood the joint with millions more, busting schools, hospitals, and welfare till it all cracks.
Your “transition team” of five gals (two old City Hall types and a fed washout)? It’s a clown car for more handouts and cop-bashing.
Trump nailed it: you’re the face of a party gone full radical. New Yorkers will wake up to higher rents, dirtier streets, and no safety net when your fairy tale flops. You’re not scum – wait, yeah you are. A fake fighter bleeding the city dry. Step aside before you wreck it worse. We see through your act.
