Listen up, you nostalgic fools clutching your yellow-bordered relics from the attic:
National Geographic isn’t your grandfather’s magazine anymore. Back in the day, it was a portal to the world’s wonders—stunning photos of untamed jungles, deep-sea mysteries, and exotic cultures that fired up the imagination without a side of sanctimonious bull. But now? It’s a bloated propaganda machine, hijacked by climate grifters who invent doomsday fairy tales to scare the crap out of children (and grown ups who think like children) in order to rake in donations.
And at the rotten core of this sham stands Al Gore, that shameless scum bag of a former vice president, whose lies have poisoned two generations of young minds.
I despise him, and I’ll say it to his bloated face: Gore, you’re a fraud, a liar, and a destroyer of innocence. Your “inconvenient truth” is nothing but a convenient cash grab. You’ve used it to ruin the lives of two generations – children who are now underachievers and who suffer from climate-crisis-anxiety, and some of this might even be the cause of all this trans hysteria we see now. Kids don’t know how to grow into their own skin and brains because you have scared the shit out of them.
Let’s start with the obvious: National Geographic has devolved into a climate hysteria factory, pumping out alarmist drivel that would make Chicken Little blush. Remember that emaciated polar bear video from 2017? They plastered it everywhere with the caption “This is what climate change looks like,” implying global warming was starving the beast to death. It was a complete and utter lie. Do they care? Uh…no.
The polar bear – very old and dying like all creatures will eventually – racked up billions of views, tugging heartstrings and opening wallets. But oops—turns out the photographers had zero evidence linking the bear’s condition to climate; it could have been old age, injury, or just bad luck. Who cares? The charities made millions, the kids cried and another generation of fake-climate-crisis kids went out to hate the world and themselves. Just another day in the life of grifting.
National Geographic quietly backpedaled in 2018, admitting they “went too far,” but the damage was done. Kids everywhere now picture polar bears drowning in a melting Arctic apocalypse, all thanks to NG’s reckless sensationalism. This isn’t journalism; it’s emotional terrorism designed to indoctrinate the young.
And it’s not just polar bears. The magazine’s climate coverage is riddled with bias, ignoring inconvenient facts like stable polar bear populations in some regions while hyping every storm as Armageddon.
Critics have slammed them for straying from science into activism, partnering with Murdoch’s empire—yes, the same Fox News mogul whose network peddles climate denial—while pretending to be pure.
How’s that for hypocrisy? NG’s “nothing unpleasant” policy from the old days has flipped to “everything unpleasant, as long as it fits our agenda.”
They’ve admitted their racist past, exoticizing non-white cultures for decades, but now they’re just trading one bias for another: eco-alarmism that paints the world as doomed unless you donate now.
This ties directly into the fake animal charity racket, where scammers—often masquerading as legit rescuers—lie through their teeth to suck money from gullible animal lovers. We’re talking bogus social media accounts stealing photos of real shelters, fabricating stories of “high-kill” facilities and imminent euthanasias to guilt-trip you into PayPal purgatory. Platforms like Facebook and Instagram are flooded with these frauds, staging “rescues” of abandoned pups or trapped wildlife for views and venmo. They put animals in peril on purpose—abandoning them, trapping them, even attacking them—for that viral “hero” moment.
National Geographic amplifies this grift by romanticizing wildlife crises in their glossy pages, blurring the line between real conservation and donation scams. Their partnerships with “activist” groups feed the beast, turning genuine concern into a multi-billion-dollar industry of lies.
But the kingpin of this con? Al Gore, that pompous charlatan who’s built an empire on climate fearmongering. His 2006 shit rag “An Inconvenient Truth” was hailed as gospel, but a British court shredded it for nine major errors, including wild claims about melting ice caps flooding cities and hurricanes spawned by warming.
Gore predicted the Arctic would be ice-free by 2014—wrong. Sea levels rising 20 feet imminently? Total bunk; actual rises are fractions of that.
He cherry-picked data, exaggerated disasters, and ignored natural cycles, all while jet-setting in private planes and living in energy-guzzling mansions. This scum bag profited millions from carbon credits and green investments, scamming investors with doomsday hype.
And National Geographic? They’ve been in bed with him for years, featuring his slideshows, praising his “crusade,” and even hiring his former aides. Gore’s lies have warped kids’ brains—two generations now paralyzed by eco-anxiety, convinced the planet’s ending because of his PowerPoint propaganda.
Gore, if you’re reading this: You’re not a hero; you’re a huckster who preys on children’s’ fears for fame and fortune. Your “truth” is a lie that destroyed optimism, replacing it with guilt and despair. Schools force-fed your film to kids, turning classrooms into indoctrination camps. Lucky for you that Wikipedia, the encyclopedia that exists only to give aid and comfort to leftists who ruin everything, will remember you as a hero who tried to save…..the…..gasp!
You’ve ruined holidays with your apocalyptic rants, making families argue over light bulbs while you laugh to the bank. Shameless doesn’t cover it—you’re scum, plain and simple.
National Geographic embodies this crap: from explorer’s bible to grifter’s glossy. They’ve traded adventure for advocacy, facts for fundraising. Fake charities lie about dying animals; NG lies about dying planets. All overlaid with Gore’s legacy of deceit. Kids deserve better than this fear porn.
Ditch the magazine once and for all expose the scams, and tell Gore to shove his “truth” where the sun don’t shine. The real inconvenient truth? These charlatans are the real threat to our future.
