Yes, it’s me, the normie they love to hate, and I’m not mincing words on this one. Bad Bunny, the biggest reggaeton star on the planet, Puerto Rican through and through, has half the internet convinced he’s gay… or a lot of ’em hope he is. Whatever it is, we hope and pray that he is happy.
You know, the skirts, nail polish, kissing men on stage, all that “gender-fluid” performance art in a culture that still worships tough-guy machismo? Come on. It looks like classic overcompensation – you know – like the male strippers in thongs who take $10 bills from old lonely men and say, “My chick is cool with it.” Oh lord — “Les vieilles reines sont partout” — That’s French for “The old queens are everywhere.”
Anyway, the louder you scream “I’m an ally,” the more it feels like you’re hiding something. And let’s be real about being a dude in a solid Puerto Rican family where being gay is still kind of not cool.
Traditional households down there don’t throw parades for it, and while Puerto Rico is not known for being outwardly unfriendly to gays. on the contrary – some kids still get kicked out, or shamed, or they pray it away within some of the Fundamentalist sects that have infiltrated the island paradise. Catholics, usually far more tolerant, still get a little weird about it. Catholics get a bad rap, but when push comes to shove, being gay and Catholic is the best way to go.
The pressure to be the strong son, the provider, the straight family man — that’s baked in. So if Bad Bunny is struggling with same-sex attraction, no wonder he won’t just say the words. He’d risk everything: family ties, fanbase in the hood, respect in the community. Instead he plays this “sexuality is fluid, who knows what I’ll like in 20 years” game while dating supermodels and insisting he’s straight right now.
But here’s where I give Bad Bunny a lot of respect: at least he’s not pretending to be something he’s not for clout. He’s not out here claiming rainbow flags as his identity while living a lie. He’s pushing back against the toxic macho BS that hurts people, and that’s more than most in his position do. If the rumors are true and he’s gay (or bi, or whatever), I hope he finds the courage to own it someday — because hiding eats you alive. If he’s truly straight and just likes breaking norms, fine. Either way, the culture needs to stop acting like being gay is a death sentence for family honor. Heal that mindset, and maybe fewer people live in fear.
For the record: The Simpleton Star liked Bad Bunny. We think he’s a cool guy. God bless him. Also, he needs to back away from his issues with ICE. Why? Because Puerto Ricans are AMERICANS – they are a blessing to the USA in so many ways. No need to side with illegals from other Spanish-speaking islands and countries simply for the sake of the language alliance. It’s like I say about the gay community. There is no reason to align with the trans community. Trans is trouble. Gay isn’t — or it shouldn’t be.
BIBLE VERSE
Romans 1:26-27 – “Because of this, God gave them over to shameful lusts. Even their women exchanged natural sexual relations for unnatural ones (EWWWW) . In the same way the men also abandoned natural relations with women and were inflamed with lust for one another. (Well…okay…that happens}
Why did we choose this verse?
This verse applies because it speaks plainly about the natural order God designed for human sexuality — man with woman — and warns what happens when people reject that truth and chase unnatural desires, which is exactly the confusion and cultural pressure Bad Bunny and so many others are navigating in a world that celebrates every deviation as “progress. It matters because GAY is OKAY but all the other crazy stuff is demented.
LET US PRAY:
Dear Lord, I come to You asking for clarity and love for Bad Bunny and everyone caught in the web of sexuality fear. Too many Hollywood stars are involved in lavender marriages because HOLLYWOOD, despite claims to the contrary, is notoriously anti-gay because it’s all about the Benjamins. Thank You for the truth of Your word that sets the standard for how we were created. I pray You touch Bad Bunny’s heart — whether he’s wrestling with hidden desires or just trying to challenge a broken culture — and give him courage to seek Your design instead of the world’s fluid lies. Heal the minds damaged by liberal ideology that says truth is whatever feels good, and especially heal Puerto Rican families and communities so they can love without shame, reject sin without rejecting people, and point everyone toward real freedom in Christ. Break the chains of secrecy, fear, and pride. In Jesus’ name, Amen
