Marianne Williamson (age 73) is a paid, professional bullshitter who’s been cashing checks for thirty years selling spiritual snake oil disguised as book about all kinds of stupid shit. Now, she and her “spirit guides” want you to share angelic hugs with criminal illegals? She wants to guilt white Christian women into voting for Democrats in the 2026 midterms — and she ill get what she wants because she’s posioing the minds of a lot of gullible dummies.
Marianne Williamson was raised in a Conservative Jewish family but has built her career promoting New Age spirituality through A Course in Miracles, a text she interprets with themes of love, forgiveness, and a “mystical Jesus.” She identifies culturally and ethnically as Jewish, though her teachings often critique traditional religion.
Much of her income comes from audiences drawn to Christian-adjacent self-help. Her 1992 bestseller A Return to Love—boosted by Oprah, who distributed thousands of copies -became a hit among women seeking spiritual growth without strict doctrine. She’s sold millions of books, earning royalties, speaking fees, and revenue from seminars and retreats. Tax filings from her 2020 campaign showed millions in earnings from 2013–2017, mainly from these sources.
Critics, particularly from evangelical and orthodox Christian perspectives, call it deceptive: repackaging non-Christian ideas (some label it occult or heretical) in Jesus-like language, denying concepts like sin and hell while borrowing biblical terms. They view A Course in Miracles as a form of glossed-over Hinduism or counterfeit Christianity.
In my view, this fits the grift narrative -monetizing feel-good “miracles” for those craving light spirituality without depth, regardless of her background or the audience’s faith. A dunce is a dunce, no matter the religion or ethnic origins. It’s just that some dunces are more clever than others.
Marianne, a smart dunce on so many levels, peddles “A Course in Miracles” – some 1970s hippie channeling garbage about “love and forgiveness” – and Oprah (America’s greatest dunce) boosted her into millionaire status. Basically, when Oprah loves you, you’re a complete simpleton, and there is nothing we love more than dumb broads who live on Oprah’s Love Boat.
Books, lectures, retreats, “miracle-minded” seminars: all of it pure grift. She made millions telling lonely housewives that their problems would vanish if they just thought happy thoughts and forgave their ex. Now she’s added left-wing activism to the con. Same hustle, new costume.
Her latest act? Throwing childish tantrums about ICE. This woman screams “Abolish ICE!” like a toddler who lost her juice box. She calls federal agents “a private paramilitary force” and demands they “get the hell out of Minneapolis.” Why? Because the government is finally doing its job – enforcing immigration law. To Marianne, that’s evil. To normal people, that’s called having a border.
Two morons, one sofa.
Oprah and Marianne Williamson talk about spirits and miracles and all other bullshit.
Then comes the made-up crap. She swears ICE detention centers are “concentration camps.” Straight up. She says they’re just like Epstein’s island for kids, just like Nazi Germany. She claims DHS won’t let anyone inside because they’re hiding “profound cruelty and abuse.” Bullshit.
These are holding facilities for people who broke the law crossing the border illegally. Not Auschwitz. Not Dachau. Not some white-nationalist death machine. She knows it, but facts don’t pay the speaking fees. Hysteria does.
She calls Trump and anyone who wants secure borders “fascists.” Every single time. In 2019 she said Trump’s ICE raids were “no different” than what Jews faced in Nazi Germany. In 2024 she called him a fascist who must be defeated. In 2026 she’s still at it — detention centers are “concentration camps,” the whole system is a “scam to dismantle democracy.” Same script, different year. It’s not analysis. It’s performance art for the blue-check crowd that gets moist over words like “white nationalist agenda.”
Charlie Kirk’s ghost would eat this woman alive in thirty seconds. He’d look her dead in the eye and say: “Ma’am, real Americans want borders. Real Americans don’t want MS-13 and fentanyl flooding their neighborhoods. Real Americans don’t call law enforcement ‘paramilitary’ when they arrest illegal aliens. You want open borders and free everything? Go live in the chaos you’re cheering for.” Marianne wouldn’t last five minutes. She’d start babbling about “dark psychic forces” and “moral uprising” while her net worth sits comfy at $2.5 million from all those miracle books. Classic grifter move: preach love and light, then cry “fascism!” the second someone tries to stop the invasion.
This is peak bullshit artist. Spiritual huckster by day, border-bedwetting-no-big-surprise leftist by night. Zero self-awareness, maximum hysteria, all of it for clicks, cash, and clout.
Marianne Williamson, you’ve earned the Simpleton Star Harpoon. May it stick right where your “love” never reaches — straight up your miracle-minded butt.
BIBLE VERSE:
2 Corinthians 11:14 “And no wonder, for Satan himself masquerades as an angel of light.”
Why this verse nails her dead to rights:
Marianne Williamson’s entire grift — A Course in Miracles, her “mystical Jesus,” psychic development classes, “love and light” voodoo, miracle-minded seminars — is Satan in a sparkly yoga outfit. She sells channeled garbage from a spirit that pretends to be Jesus, denies real evil and sin, and dresses up straight-up occult deception as warm fuzzy spirituality. Exactly what the Bible warns about: the devil doesn’t show up with horns and a pitchfork. He shows up smiling, talking about forgiveness and inner peace, while dragging souls straight to hell. Her “angel of light” act has been fooling people and filling her bank account for decades.
LET US PRAY:
Dear God, guard this nation from every spiritual grifter and witchcraft-dabbling phony like Marianne Williamson. Rip the mask off their “angel of light” lies, expose the demonic deception they peddle as love and miracles, and protect Your people from being led astray by New Age voodoo wrapped in pretty words. Drive out these false teachers, shut down their platforms, and raise up truth in their place. In the powerful name of Jesus Christ, Amen.
