By Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star
Before we start out about Joni Mitchell, the old wraith in question, these are the words of Mae Martin, “a non-binary comedian” (euphemism for unfunny lesbian) who hosted the Juno Ingrate Awards.
“I just feel like I’m with my people, you know, people who care more about which hockey team I support then which gender I am… Coming back to Canada after living in the U.S., it feels like seeing your old friends after you’ve been in a toxic relationship that you just got out of”
Read more about Mae Martin – my opinion anyway — right here — https://thesimpletonstar.com/2026/03/the-non-funny-non-binary-mae-martin-and-the-death-of-the-actual-punchline/
Okay, right there you know where I am heading with this piece, right? I mean, Just so you know which road this is going down. Here goes…..
There is a particular brand of dementia that infects the aging expatriate, a parasitic entitlement that allows one to suck the marrow from the American bone while cursing the very body that provides the feast.
Joni Mitchell is the high priestess of this ingratitude. She is a woman who has spent decades ensconced in the luxury of the California hills, protected by American laws and enriched by American capitalism, yet she treats this nation like a discarded rag. The recent spectacle of her clutching a Juno Award while continuing her long-standing tradition of disparaging the United States is not art; it is a clinical display of a decaying relevance. She has become a caricature of the “resistance” elite, a woman whose last moment of genuine cultural significance occurred while better men were still walking on the lunar surface.
The hypocrisy of the modern celebrity expatriate is a study in profound cowardice. If this republic is truly the “No Kings” nightmare she and her dwindling circle of liberal ghouls suggest, then the solution is as simple as a plane ticket back to the frozen tundra of her birth.
Why stay, Joni? You really don’t know where you are anyway. Why continue to occupy space in a land you hold in such wretched contempt? The answer is as ugly as the buck-toothed sneer she directs at our President. She stays for the money, she stays for the status, and she stays because Canada offers nothing comparable to the platform she has spent fifty years exploiting. She is a squatter in the house of American greatness, a bitter guest who complains about the decor while refuse to leave the dinner table.
Psychologically, this is the behavior of a woman who is physically and mentally failing to grasp a world that has passed her by. The signs of her neurological decline are as evident as her political delusions. She clings to a “folk hero” persona that died with the 1960s, unable to realize that the working men and women of this country have no interest in the lectures of a wealthy, out-of-touch Canadian. She has no community because she has no country. She is a woman without a home, a nomad of the ego who finds meaning only in the negativity she spews at the nation that made her a millionaire. She represents the absolute bottom of the Hollywood barrel, a fading ghost haunting a culture that has already moved on to stronger, more patriotic voices. I mean, this old sack of shit had to be in a coma to quit smoking. Right there you know she’s has no guts or fortitude.
Her constant whining about “monarchy” and “dictators” reveals a mind that has been completely hollowed out by partisan vitriol. She cannot see the reality of American strength because she is blinded by her own frailty. She is a sick woman – always has been – in more ways than one. She’s a person who has traded her quasi-talent for a megaphone of hatred. To see her celebrated by the radical left is to see the celebration of failure itself. She is the embodiment of the “mentally weak” liberal who replaces productive action with aesthetic complaining. It is time for the curtain to close on this tired act.
If she hates the soil she stands on, she should pack her trophies and her bitterness and head north until the border closes behind her. If Canada has any mercy, Joni should be set adrift on an ice floe somewhere in Hudson Bay. The USA has no use for the sermons of a foreigner who lacks the basic decency to show respect for her host.
The Word: “Thou shalt not revile the gods, nor curse the ruler of thy people.” — Exodus 22:28
The Reason: This ancient law highlights the fundamental necessity of respect for the order and leadership of the land. It stands as a direct indictment of those who live under the protection of a nation only to spend their lives cursing its foundations and its chosen leaders.
The Prayer: Almighty God, we ask for the strength to stand against the voices of ingratitude and subversion. We pray that You would clear our nation of the influence of those who despise our spirit while profiting from our labor. Grant us the discernment to ignore the ramblings of the bitter and the courage to protect our heritage from the attacks of the faithless. May the light of truth expose the hypocrisy of the elite and lead our country toward a future of genuine unity and strength. Amen.
