BY: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star The leak that nearly cost a U.S. Colonel his life wasn’t just a…
Month: April 2026
The Castrated King: How Charles III Sold the English Birthright to Islam
By: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star The Queen had a bunch of horses, but Charles was the biggest gelding…
The Pathological Inversion of the Left: Why the West is Programmed for Self-Termination.
At what point does an ideology become a suicide pact? By: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star The Compassion Delusion:…
The Mess That is “The_History_Wizard” THE CURATOR OF CONVENIENT TRUTHS
BY DAIMAN TEER for THE SIMPLETON STAR The Pedagogy of the Carrot-Topped Clown Master: Dismantling the Mythology of the History…
The Resurrection of the Hammer: Why the DOJ Needs the Ghost of Roy Cohn to Replace the Weak Pam Bondi.
The departure of Pam Bondi from the Department of Justice didn’t leave a vacuum so much as it left a…
MARK ZUCKERBERG: THE WORLD’S RICHEST DIGITAL PIMP
BY: DAIMAN TEER for THE SIMPLTON STAR NOTE: I’ve addressed this particular brand of digital deception in previous editorials, yet…
THE BALLOON BURSTS: THE SURREAL, SALINE-SOAKED COLLAPSE OF THE NOEM DYNASTY
BY: DAIMAN TEER for THE SIMPLETON STAR Remember: You should always empty your browser’s cache, but not if you have…
AL GORE: The Most Evil Villain – How His Gnawing Bitterness Drowned a Generation in Melting Fear and Climate Lies
BY: DAIMAN TEER for THE SIMPLETON STAR When Al Gore slinked away from the 2000 presidential election, many expected him…
The Verdict of Pre-Ordained Justice: The Case Against DEI Dunce Ketanji Brown Jackson
BY: DAIMAN TEER for THE SIMPLETON STAR When Ketanji Brown Jackson was nominated to the Supreme Court, the marketing campaign…