The world of sports was once a cathedral of the masculine virtues: grit, physical dominance, and an unapologetic pursuit of excellence. It was a realm where men, driven by a natural instinct to conquer, pushed the boundaries of human capability.
But today, that cathedral is being defiled by a group of “Megan Rapinoe-munchers” who believe that putting on a jersey and skating in circles makes them the equal of the American patriarch. I am speaking, of course, of the U.S. Women’s Hockey team—a collection of what has turned out to be typically stupid, liberal white women who are currently ruining the very concept of American sporting because they are fundamentally incapable of being men – and a bunch of unhappy women with Trump Derangement Syndrome can’t take the awkward (but funny) jokes of an 80 year-old man.
The “Simpleton” Left loves to pretend that gender is a social construct, but biology is the ultimate hard-right policy. When women attempt to mimic the high-velocity warfare of hockey, they aren’t creating “equality”; they are creating a parody. They are asking us to ignore the masculine energy that makes sports worth watching.
But the physical limitation is only half the story. The true “criminal insanity” lies in the behavior of these women off the ice. Their recent boycott of the State of the Union (no shot it was a team agreement) is the perfect snapshot of the liberal white simpleton in her natural habitat. These are women who have been gifted everything by a country they clearly despise. They have been coddled by Title IX, funded by the taxes of the hard-working men they look down upon, and given a platform they haven’t truly earned through merit. And how do they respond? With a petulant, childish boycott. This is their once in a lifetime moment. This will be their life’s legacy, but it will be wasted munching the rug of TDS with the likes of Megan Rapinoe and Martina the Soviet Mule.
Will they be remembered? No…the rest of the dumb broads of the USA will be content to use these women for a few months and that’ll be the end of them.
I doubt all the women are in league with this boycott – disguised as a scheduling conflict – but they will have no say about their sporting destiny. The Rapinoe-Scissors Sisters will dominate the moment.
They don’t attend the SOTU because they are following a script written by sissified mental cases like Keith Olbermann. They have been conditioned to believe that “protesting” is a substitute for thinking. They hate men because men represent a standard of reality they can never achieve, and they hate themselves because, deep down, they know their “sport” is a subsidized hobby, not a national necessity.
When these “dumb broads”—to again use the parlance of a more honest era—refuse to honor the traditions of the USA, they aren’t being “brave.” They are being simple. They are proving that they lack the emotional discipline required for true national representation. A man understands duty; a simpleton understands only her own feelings.
We must stop pretending that this charade is “sporting.” Real sports require real men. Anything else is just a group of confused liberals using a frozen pond as a stage for their latest “woke” tantrum. At The Simpleton Star, we don’t buy the lie. We back the Diligent, we back the Masculine, and we dismiss the childish reflexes of those who are too simple to know their place.
Biblical Reflection
The Verse:
“A gracious woman attains honor, but ruthless men attain riches. The man who is kind benefits himself, but a cruel man hurts himself.” — Proverbs 11:16-17
The Explanation: Honor for a woman is found in grace and the fulfillment of her natural role. When women step outside of that grace to pursue the “ruthless” arena of men—and do so with the bitterness of a political boycott—they lose their honor and benefit no one. They become the “cruel” architects of their own cultural irrelevance.
A Prayer for the Restoration of Order
“Lord, we ask that You restore the natural order of our society. Grant us the courage to speak the truth about the differences You created between man and woman. We pray for those who have been led astray by the lies of the simple-minded, that they might find their way back to a life of quiet dignity and respect for the traditions of this land. Protect our institutions from the rot of envy and return our sports to the arena of true, masculine excellence. Amen.”
