Who the hell is Jared Kushner and where does he get the nerve to think that he should dictate any kind of world policy? He was born on third base and thinks he hit a triple — GTFO.
Jared Kushner is the ultimate emblem of the “billionaire kid” who mistook a wedding ring for a mandate from heaven. To the casual observer, he is a soft-spoken real estate heir with a blank stare, but to those who watch the world stage, he is a dangerous amateur playing God with global geopolitics.
There is only one thing about President Donald Trump that I don’t like, and that thing is his non-human son-in-law. He should be kept in the same attic where they hide Tiffany.
His entire political existence is a case study in “scummy” nepotism, a man who has never held an elected office or a military rank, never even made his bed or even rinsed his won glass, yet was handed a portfolio that included everything from Middle East peace to the national COVID-19 response simply because he is Donald Trump’s son-in-law.
The moxy in the Kushner line didn’t start with Jared; it’s a family tradition. His father, Charles Kushner, is a convicted felon who spent time in federal prison for tax evasion, illegal campaign contributions, and—most loathsomely—witness tampering.
In a move that sounds like a B-movie script, Charles hired a prostitute to seduce his own brother-in-law, filmed the encounter, and sent the tape to his sister to stop her from cooperating with federal investigators. This is the “crook” lineage Jared comes from—a world where the law is a nuisance and people are just assets to be manipulated. Naturally, the elder Kushner received a full pardon in 2020 and was later appointed Ambassador to France.
This nepotism isn’t just a political annoyance; it’s a betrayal of the American meritocracy. Jared walked through the White House with security clearance he initially couldn’t qualify for due to his tangled foreign business ties. Since leaving his official post, he has pivoted back to the private sector, raking in billions from the very same Middle Eastern governments he dealt with as a “statesman.” It is a blatant pay-to-play scheme that treats the U.S. government like a family-run brokerage firm.
Dear President Trump” Mark my words, one day this Jared dude is going to mess you up. He is an accident waiting to happen. I look at him and I kind of understand why you released all of the UFO alien files.
For many, there is something even more unsettling about Jared than his bank account.
It’s the “look.” He possesses a cold, unblinking stillness that has fueled theories that he isn’t entirely human. Sometimes he reminds me of a great blue heron standing still by a lake – waiting to spear a fish. But to call him a heron would be too kind. I seriously think he is a UFO alien. Don’t believe me? I defy you to find any hint of expression on his face. If he took a lie detector test, the machine would insist that he wasn’t even living, let alone lying.
In the world of high-level conspiracy, there is the concept of the Reptilian—an ancient, shape-shifting, extraterrestrial life form that can take on human form to infiltrate the halls of power. These creatures are said to lack human empathy, operating purely on cold calculation and the pursuit of control.
When you look at Kushner’s waxen complexion and his ability to discuss the “real estate potential” of a war-torn Gaza while people suffer, it isn’t hard to see why the “reptilian” label sticks. Whether he is a literal lizard in a suit or just a man whose soul has been replaced by a spreadsheet, he moves with the chilling indifference of something not of this earth.
The Verse
“The heart is deceitful above all things, and desperately wicked: who can know it?” — Jeremiah 17:9
The Application
The “reptilian” quality people see in Jared is the manifestation of a heart that has replaced humanity with commerce. Like his father before him, he views the world as a game of leverage. He wears the mask of a “peacemaker,” but the mask is thin, and the “desperate wickedness” of a man who would trade national security for a billion-dollar investment eventually shows through.
The Prayer
Lord, give us the eyes to see the wolves in sheep’s clothing and the serpents in suits. Deliver us from the rule of those who value their family name above the truth, and protect this nation from the “deals” made by those who have no heart for the people. Break the power of the nepotists and the deceivers, and remind us that no matter how much gold they pile up, they cannot hide from Your light. Amen.
