News for the Blissfully Uninformed –
ALWAYS REMEMBER: Posting “Prayers Being Sent” to dying friends on Facebook, helps to keep them alive. ALSO: The Simpleton is anything but simple.
I’m Daiman Teer, the mastermind behind The Simpleton Star— Creator, writer, editor, and CEO, all rolled into one because, frankly, nobody else could handle it.
This isn’t just a website; it’s a beacon of clarity for those who find the world a bit… overwhelming.
Our mission? To deliver news so straightforward, even the dimmest bulbs can nod along and feel briefly enlightened.
At The Simpleton Star, we don’t confuse you with big words or complicated ideas. Actually, that isn’t entirely true, but we try to break down today’s topics to the basics – because you deserve nothing.
Whether it’s politics, culture, or why your neighbor’s dog won’t stop barking, we’ve got the answers, served with a side of simplicity for the attention-span-challenged.
So, if you’re tired of feeling left out of the conversation—or just want to laugh at how absurdly clear we can make things—stick around. The Simpleton Star is here to hold your hand through the chaos. You’re welcome.
BTW — I am a still-hot former print ad model, and because I am so handsome, I feel entitle to judge the morons in our midst.