Zohran Mamdani, the socialist snake slithering toward New York City’s mayoral throne, just pulled off the most grotesque act of historical desecration since his DSA buddies started chanting “globalize the intifada” at synagogues.
On October 24, outside a Bronx mosque, this Ugandan-born grifter choked up on cue, eyes glistening like a bad community theater audition, as he wailed about his poor auntie ditching the subway post-9/11 because “she did not feel safe in her hijab.”
Cue the violin strings and pity party: 2,977 Americans vaporized by al-Qaeda butchers, towers crumbling into toxic dust that choked first responders for decades, and Mamdani’s big trauma is some phantom side-eye on the 7 train? Shameless. Repulsive.
A blatant hijacking of the dead to peddle his victimhood porn.
This isn’t empathy; it’s erasure. While widows sifted through Ground Zero rubble for wedding rings and firefighters gasped their last breaths from lung-scorching cancers, Mamdani positions his family’s “indignities” as the true atrocity.
“I want to speak to the memory of my (fake) aunt,” he whimpered, pausing for maximum pathos, as if equating dirty looks with box-cutter-wielding jihadists who celebrated from Jersey rooftops.
Vice President JD Vance eviscerated the farce on X:
“According to Zohran, the real victim of 9/11 was his auntie who got some (allegedly) bad looks.” Elon Musk’s one-word gut punch? “Wow.”
Even Fox News resurfaced Mamdani’s 2020 sob stories, where he claimed his teacher yanked him from class on attack day to prep for “bullying” and airport goons grilled teen Zohran like a terror recruit. All fiction, of course, but why let facts ruin a good grievance grind?
The kicker? It unraveled faster than Mamdani’s rent-free utopia fever dream. Turns out his aunt, Masuma Mamdani, wasn’t cowering in Queens—she was chilling in Tanzania from 2000 to 2003, per her LinkedIn and public records. No hijab in her professional pics, either; she’s a reproductive rights crusader pushing gender equality gigs that’d get her fatwa’d in Tehran.
No, the aunt who never was has no NYC residency, no subway trauma, no headscarf horror show. Just a bald-faced lie to humanize his Islamist apologetics.
Breitbart hammered it: “Mamdani tried to paint his Muslim aunt as a victim… due to her fear of backlash.”
Townhall piled on: “She resided there from January 2000 until at least December 2003, meaning she was not in New York City before, during, or after the 9/11 attacks.”
X exploded with memes: “Fake tears, fake people. This is the leading candidate for mayor in post-9/11 New York.” One user quipped, “Zohran through tears: ‘My aunt stopped taking the subway… Yes, she was the real victim of 9/11.’
New Yorkers, wake the hell up. This is the guy who refuses to condemn Hezbollah, cheers “global jihad” and wants to defund the NYPD that charged into those infernos.
His “aunt” hoax isn’t a slip; it’s a symptom of his entire con. Born to a Columbia prof dad who greenlights suicide bombings and a mom scripting anti-capitalist drivel, Mamdani grew up in taxpayer-subsidized luxury, yet peddles tales of exclusion to fuel his socialist scorched-earth agenda.
Fare-free buses? Empty shelves at city supermarkets? Rent freezes cratering housing? All while he dodges antisemitism smears by equating Jewish resistance to Palestinian knife festivals.
Amy Mek nailed the psyop: “This isn’t storytelling. It’s psychological warfare… exploiting American guilt.” And the media? Pathetic enablers. The New York Times lapped up his tears without a fact-check, slobbering over “lessons from his uncle” while ignoring the al-Qaeda elephant in the room. India Today and NDTV parroted the sob story, letting Vance’s mockery do the heavy lifting.
Even the 19th News twisted backlash into proof of “persistent Islamophobia,” as if mocking a debunked fraud proves bigotry.
No, sweetheart: Calling out liars isn’t hate; it’s sanity.
What’s wrong with New Yorkers? Plenty forgot the smoke-choked streets, the acrid stench that lingered for months, the endless vigils for vaporized souls. They forgot radical Islam’s war cry isn’t “affordable housing” but holy war on infidels. Mamdani banks on that amnesia, Soros cash flowing through his “Mamdani Machine” to buy votes in welfare wards.
His aunt wasn’t dodging glares; she was continents away. The real victims? Firefighters like Stephen Siller, charging into hell without hesitation. Flight 93 heroes toppling tyrants mid-air. Families shattered, nation scarred.
Zohran, your act bombs harder than the towers you trivialize. Crawl back to your Astoria echo chamber. New York didn’t rebuild on crocodile tears or socialist snake oil. It rose on grit, unity, and unyielding resolve against scum like the 19 hijackers you soft-pedal.
Elect this fraud, and watch the city crumble—not from “Islamophobia,” but from the inside, courtesy of a mayor who’d rather weep for ghosts than honor the graves. CRINGE. Bad acting. Total disgrace.
