DEAR GOOD AND DECENT PEOPLE OF AMERICA: Every single one of us already learns Arabic numerals in kindergarten because 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9 are Arabic numerals.
Well, well, well. Look who just discovered the oldest engagement-farming trick in the 2025 playbook: invent a completely imaginary Muslim takeover story, slap “As a Jewish American I still support this 100%” on it, and watch the goyim lose their minds for three days straight.
On November 19, professional ratio farmer Brian Krassenstein fired off this absolute gem which is his profiteering way of yelling FIRE in a crowded theater — his brand of usury.
“BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani is expected to require ALL New York Elementary school students to learn Arabic numerals.
As a Jewish American I still support this 100%.”
53,000 likes. Three million views. Thousands of MAGA grandmas clutching pearls over “sharia math.” And every single one of those impressions turned into cold, hard ad-revenue share straight into Brian’s Fort Myers bank account.
Here’s the funny part: there is no policy. Zero. Zohran Mamdani never said it, never proposed it, never even joked about it. The entire thing is a decade-old 4chan copypasta about “Arabic numerals” meaning 0-9 (the numbers we literally already teach five-year-olds).
Brian didn’t “fall for” the hoax. Brian is the hoax. He saw Derrick Evans and a couple of Z-list Trumpers fall for it, said “content!” and turned it into the grift that keeps on giving.
This is the same guy who got $450,000 seized by the feds for running scam forums, got banned from Twitter for fake accounts, came crawling back the minute Elon paid creators, and now cosplays as the wokest Jewish boy in Florida while farming the exact same outrage cycle he pretends to hate.
He’s not confused. He’s not naive. He’s not “owning the bigots.” He’s just running the oldest hustle in his playbook: scare conservatives, signal virtue to liberals, collect both sides’ rage-clicks, and let X’s algorithm Venmo him for another month of poolside margaritas.
The only thing Brian exposed is that some stereotypes write themselves when you literally invent fake Muslim plots to pay the bills.
Keep telling yourself it’s activism, shmuck. The view count doesn’t care about your motives. Neither do we. Keep up the good hair transplants.
