Mark Kelly looks like Marty Feldman did on a bad day. Those googly eyes, that nervous twitch, the way he hunches up on every TV couch like someone’s about to smack him. Perfect casting, because right now he’s playing the biggest coward in Washington. Marty Feldman, by all accounts, was a very nice gentleman.
Here’s what’s really happening.
Trump started blowing Venezuelan gang boats out of the water. These speed boat pilots are professionals conducting a high tech drug business. They are not hostages, or the families of hostages, as was postulated by Joe “moron” Scarborough — a demented imbecile who talks out of his oft-aching ass.
They are Tren de Aragua drug runners. Dead. Good riddance. Do you want THEM dead in the ocean or your kid dead at a frat party? Quick! Make a decision before I accuse you of following illegal orders.
Kelly runs to every Sunday show with the same whining script: “That’s a war crime! Killing survivors in the water is murder!” He says it with those buggy eyes popping out like he’s the brave truth-teller. Total bullshit. He has zero proof, just anonymous “sources” and tears. Meanwhile the boats were full of the same scum poisoning Arizona kids with fentanyl. Kelly doesn’t care about those dead kids. He only cares that Trump is winning and he’s not.
He’s scared shitless. Trump called him and six other Democrats out for telling troops to refuse orders. Kelly made a video saying “don’t give up the ship” like he’s some hero. Now the Pentagon is investigating them for sedition and the FBI wants chats. Kelly’s response? He hides behind his wife Gabby Giffords and cries “intimidation.” Tough-guy astronaut my ass.
Worst part: this same clown pretends he’s fighting fentanyl. He brags about his little “END FENTANYL Act” that does jack shit except make Customs update a manual every three years. Arizona overdose deaths keep climbing and Kelly keeps voting for every soft-on-the-border bill that lets more poison in. He killed the real border security bill last year because Trump told him to. He wanted the crisis to stay bad so Democrats could scream about it. Now Trump fixed it and Kelly can’t stand it.
So he invented this “war crimes” fairy tale. It’s his only play left. Scream loud, look scared, hope nobody notices he spent years letting cartel drugs flood his own state.
Mark Kelly isn’t brave. He isn’t honest. He’s a bug-eyed little weasel who will say anything to stay relevant. Arizona kids are dying and he’s on TV crying about dead gang members in life jackets. That’s all you need to know about the guy.
He’s scum. Plain and simple.
