Washington, D.C. – Today’s House Homeland Security Committee hearing on “Worldwide Threats to the Homeland” was supposed to spotlight real dangers like cartel fentanyl pipelines and jihadist sleeper cells. Instead, it devolved into a Democrat-sponsored sob festival over ICE daring to enforce laws that might cramp the Left’s endless vote-harvesting scheme.
Appearing at center stage? Rep. Shri Thanedar, the walking sequin seizure from Michigan’s 13th, who attacked DHS Secretary Kristi Noem like a rejected Vegas act clawing for relevance.
Thanedar, that pompous peacock in a suit bedazzled brighter than a Liberace fever dream, didn’t just question Noem—he demanded her resignation, screeching about “lying” and “incompetence” over ICE’s deportations.
“You have been lying! If you aren’t fired, will you resign?” he wailed, waving his manicured claws like he was auditioning for a Bollywood reboot of La Cage Aux Folles. Noem, unflappable but wearing too much makeup, dropped the mic: “Truthfully, I consider your asking me to resign an endorsement of my work.”
Boom!
The room erupted in laughs while Shri slunk back, his ego deflating faster than the disco ball in Liberace’s abandoned museum.
But let’s cut the sparkle: This isn’t about “threats” or “due process.” It’s the Left’s naked hatred for America’s immigration laws, because those laws protect sovereignty—and sovereignty means fewer guaranteed ballots from the chaos they cultivate.
Democrats loathe ICE because it interrupts their master plan: Import hordes from shithole countries, dump them in already crumbling blue hellholes like Detroit (Shri’s own backyard of despair), Chicago’s murder playgrounds, and San Francisco’s zombie fentanyl fests. Turn thriving cities into welfare swamps teeming with dependents who’ll vote blue out of fear and gratitude for the handouts. Rinse, repeat, eternal one-party rule.
Shri’s the perfect poster boy—fleeing India’s mess only to import its vibes to Michigan, where his district’s a poster child for Democrat decay. He’s filed bills to gut ICE immunity, begged for kid releases, and impeached half the Cabinet for breathing wrong. Today? He piled on with Bennie Thompson’s resignation chorus, ignoring how Noem’s raids snag gangbangers and frauds while his party cheers sanctuary stupidity that lets them roam free.
Protesters even stormed the hearing, blaring “Star Wars” tunes and “End deportations!” chants—because nothing says “homeland security” like turning Congress into a Code Pink mosh pit.
The Left doesn’t love America; they despise its borders, its laws, its white working-class backbone that built it. They crave a borderless ATM for global grievances, where shithole imports remake shithole cities into perpetual Democrat plantations.
Noem’s fighting back, touring El Salvador lockups and briefing on real terror, while Shri sparkles and shrieks for open gates. Keep glittering, Congressman Glitterfingers—every flop endorses the wall we’re building around your nonsense.
