You’re Done Being a Slave to Google and Verizon, right? – Elon’s Fix Is Almost Here. Just hold on for another year.
- Verizon charges you $100+ a month and you still get “No Service” halfway through a road trip.
- Google tracks everything you do and feeds you ads and politically biased answers.
Elon Musk is about to end that crap with two simple things:
- Starlink Mobile (his own cell phone service)
- No towers, no dead zones.
- Signal comes from satellites in space.
- Works on normal phones (iPhone, Samsung, whatever you already have).
- Texting is live now in some places. Voice and internet are rolling out in 2026.
- He just spent $17 billion to grab the airwaves he needs to go full carrier.
- Goal: cheap plans that actually work everywhere—mountains, boats, middle of nowhere.
- Grok Search (goodbye Google)
- Already built into the X app and grok.com.
- No ads, no tracking, no woke filter.
- Just asks Grok a question and you get a straight, honest answer fast.
Bottom line:
Next year you’ll be able to dump Verizon, dump Google, pay Elon instead, and finally have phone service and search that don’t treat you like a cash cow.
That’s it. Simple as that. Freedom is coming.
