What kind of pathetic, self-important douchebag admits on camera that he has “no idea what’s going on” in the UK, then proceeds to lecture Brits about how “tyranny is booming” in America? Jimmy Kimmel, that’s who.
Crying Jimmy Kimmel – he hates the USA
This overrated, unfunny late-night hack -whose ratings have tanked so hard he’s basically begging for relevance -got invited by Britain’s Channel 4 to deliver their “Alternative Christmas Message” on December 25, 2025.
And what did this pompous ass do? He turned a holiday tradition into a whiny, Trump-obsessed rant, painting the U.S. as some fascist hellhole while ignoring the real police state brewing right under his hosts’ noses.
Kimmel, sitting there with his fake tea and biscuits like he’s some transatlantic expert, whined about how President Trump tried to “shut him up” after he made vile comments exploiting the murder of conservative activist Charlie Kirk. His show got briefly suspended amid backlash—boo-hoo—and he claims a “miracle” brought it back because “millions” defended free speech. Bullshit.
The guy plays victim while spewing nonstop hate, then has the gall to warn Brits about “King Donny the Eighth” calling for executions. This from a Hollywood elitist who’s been Epstein’s buddy in the past, rubbing shoulders with the real creeps.
Kimmel is not a hero; he’s a hypocritical poison, a talentless shill whose career is propped up by Disney and leftist echo chambers. Cancel his ass already—America’s tired of his smug monologues and tearful fake emotion.
But the real joke? Kimmel lectures about American “fascism” while the UK—his gracious rotten tooth hosts—are jailing citizens left and right for social media posts. This idiot admits he’s clueless about Britain, yet Channel 4 platforms him anyway. Why? Because these sniveling, America-hating bureaucrats at Channel 4 wanted a foreign stooge to bash the U.S. on Christmas Day, right after the King’s wholesome message.
It’s not “thought-provoking”—it’s deliberate anti-American sabotage, a big middle finger to the USA and our ally relationship. Channel 4’s excuse? Trump’s return was the “story of 2025,” and Kimmel was on the “frontline of free speech.” Frontline? The guy’s a multimillionaire crybaby who never faces real consequences.
Meanwhile, in the UK—the supposed beacon of democracy Kimmel’s implicitly praising—police are arresting over 30 people a day for “offensive” online messages. That’s more than 12,000 arrests a year under draconian laws like the Communications Act 2003 and Malicious Communications Act, criminalizing anything “grossly offensive” or causing “annoyance.”
In 2023 alone, thousands hauled in for tweets, retweets, even private WhatsApp chats. Comedian Graham Linehan got arrested in 2025 for politically incorrect tweets—armed cops at the airport, no less. Parents Maxie Allen and Rosalind Levine arrested for questioning a school’s hiring in a private group. Hundreds charged under the Online Safety Act for “false information” or “threatening communications.” People jailed up to three years for posts during riots or protests. This is actual tyranny: a chilling police state where cops monitor social media more zealously than real crimes, logging “non-crime hate incidents” and ruining lives over words.
Kimmel ignores all this because he’s too stupid, lazy, or biased to know—or care. He’s the perfect useful idiot for Channel 4’s America-bashing agenda: invite a clueless Yankee celeb to trash his own country, insult the President, and virtue-signal about “fascism” while real speech suppression happens at home.
Fuck you, Jimmy Kimmel, you traitorous prick—go crawl back to your Hollywood bubble and stay there. Fuck you, Channel 4, for this unfunny, unwholesome propaganda stunt that disrespects the King, the holiday, and our shared values. And fuck the elitist pricks who think platforming this douche is “edgy.” Britain deserves better than importing American trash to fuel your petty hatred. America won big in 2025—deal with it.
