The racist NAACP has thrown Winsome Sears under the back of the bus. SORT OF UPDATE: 11/3/2025 – The NAACP…
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Eric Swalwell: The Human Wrecking Ball of Retardation – Demolish This Dimwit Out Of Office Before He Destroys Democracy
From Fang Fang’s Beijing-Bugged Bedroom to White House Fantasies, This Giant-Headed Goon Proves Congress Needs an IQ Test. Who Votes…
Zohran’s Crocodile Tears: 9/11’s Real Victims Were Not Your Imaginary Aunt
Zohran Mamdani, the socialist snake slithering toward New York City’s mayoral throne, just pulled off the most grotesque act of…
Shut Up, Chelsea Clinton: 500 Reasons You’re Too Dumb to Talk (But We’ll Start with These)
Oh, Chelsea Clinton. The eternal punchline of American politics, a walking reminder that nepotism doesn’t buy brains. You’ve got the…
Tyler Henry’s $15 Ghostly Grift: A Hollywood Medium’s Condescending Smackdown for His Gullible Gaggle
By: Daiman Teer Oh, bless the simpleton hearts of Tyler Henry’s drooling devotees, the so-called “Hollywood Medium” who we’ll affectionately…
Schumer’s Sham: Lying About Trump’s Ballroom and Medicaid while Hiding His Sitcom Wife Ernie Douglas!”
Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer’s claim that Donald Trump is “building a ballroom while shouting, ‘No Medicaid for you!’” is…
Karma’s Ugly Mug: Kathy Hochul’s Shameless Shield for Guilty Letitia James
Kathy Hochul, New York’s governor with a face like a dropped pie, has sunk to new lows defending her corrupt…
Everything You Need to Know About the Trump Ballroom Hysteria: Why Does the Left Wing Want Shithole Stuff?
(Washington DC) – Demolition crews tore into the East Wing this week, kicking off President Trump’s $250 million White House…
The One-Dimensional Clown: Robert De Niro’s Descent from Mobster Mimic to Trump Obsessed Buffoon
Robert De Niro, once hailed as a transformative force in American cinema, has devolved into a caricature of his own…
NO KINGS PROTESTS FOR KIDS: Dear Kids, No Kings Marches Are for Unhappy Nitwits.
This article is written so that even 3rd graders will understand it. It’s not easy to write about people this…