Author: The Simpleton

Patrick “no shoulders” Schwarzenegger—where to even begin with this glistening specimen of unearned privilege, this walking trust fund in human…

In old-school Italian-American circles, humility and subtlety matter hugely. Real class means you do not need to announce your success.…

Nick Reiner’s story is a nightmare from a Hollywood machine, the kind that chews up kids and spits them out…

In the last decade, something wild is happening in living rooms across America: house cats aren’t just knocking stuff off…

Modern society witnesses a troubling shift among young adults aged 20 to 27, and studies are zeroing in on some…

Rachel Maddow is a perfect example of the twisted psychology that drives left-wing phonies. She hates Trump with a mindless…

In the annals of American public health, few figures loom as paradoxically as Dr. Anthony Fauci—paradoxical because while his influence…

Wake up, patriots—this slimy fraud Alejandro Mayorkas is the ultimate entitled monster, a generational grifter who spins tales of “penniless”…

Wake up, you starry-eyed nature lovers: David Attenborough isn’t the benevolent grandpa of wildlife docs; In my opinion, he’s a…

Listen up, you nostalgic fools clutching your yellow-bordered relics from the attic: National Geographic isn’t your grandfather’s magazine anymore. Back…

You’re Done Being a Slave to Google and Verizon, right? – Elon’s Fix Is Almost Here. Just hold on for…

Google’s image search isn’t a tool—it’s a goddamn digital hit squad, rigged to polish the turds of Democrats while hurling…

Washington, D.C. – Today’s House Homeland Security Committee hearing on “Worldwide Threats to the Homeland” was supposed to spotlight real…

Ilhan Omar’s calm expression often comes across as eerie, like the serene facade of Satan in stories where he hides…

On December 8, 2025, exactly one hour before the filing deadline, Rep. Jasmine Crockett lit the fuse: she’s running for…

Axe’s “Wild Bamboo” body spray (often just called Bamboo) was a fan favorite for many. It was fresh, invigorating, and…

Songer.co launched in early 2024 as a breath of fresh AI air in music creation—super simple, with unlimited free 60-second…

Oh boy, here we go again with the circus act in Congress. Democrat Shri Thanedar, that walking punchline from Michigan,…

Tennessee just told Aftyn Behn and every woke transplant who voted for her to go f**k themselves. Loudly. Republican Van…

Shark Bait Justice: Let the sharks do the “war crimes” clean up. Pacific Ocean, 300 miles off Costa Rica. Four…