By: Daiman Teer for TheSimpletonStar.com In the glittering, often unforgiving world of Hollywood, few figures have left as indelible a…
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The Mussolini of the Potomac: James Comey’s Cocky Lunacy and the Lies That Nearly Torched America
By Daiman Teer [The Simpleton Star] In the annals of American hubris, few figures strut quite like James Comey—the towering…
Breaking News: Jamie Lee Curtis Eyes California Governor’s Race Amid Hollywood Comeback and Emotional Political Pivot
By Daiman Teer, Political CorrespondentLos Angeles, CA – September 25, 2025 In a stunning turn that blends Tinseltown glamour with…
RYAN ROUTH GUILTY!! A Misfit’s Reckoning
GUILTY ON ALL 5 CHARGES, ROUTH TRIED TO STAB HIMSELF IN THE NECK IN COURT. Unfortunately, he failed. Ryan Routh,…
Ilhan Omar: The Case for a One-Way Ticket Out of the USA.
Ilhan Omar, the congresswoman who’s made a career out of biting the hand that feeds her, has given us plenty…
The Unrepentant Smear: Jimmy Kimmel’s Vile Legacy and the Charlie Kirk Farce
NOTE: I loathe Jimmy Kimmel. I couldn’t stand him ages ago when he degraded women and Mexicans. I despise his…
President Trump, Haven’t You Learned To Avoid Involving Yourself in Fringe Medicine? [Reflections on Alliances and Lessons Learned]
As a longtime admirer of your unyielding fight for American sovereignty, economic revival, and the forgotten voices in our heartland,…
Disproving the “Billionaire Cronies” Narrative: How Trump’s H-1B Reforms Prioritize American Worker
The persistent narrative that President Trump prioritizes his “billionaire cronies” over everyday Americans often paints him as a captive of…
Rob Reiner’s Vanishing Penis. The Curious Case of Subcutaneous Obscuration:
A Clinical Analysis of Journal of Speculative Andrology, Vol. 42, No. 3, September 2025 In the annals of medical curiosities,…
“Left-Wing Media’s Vile Lie: Smearing Charlie Kirk’s Killer as MAGA While Kimmel Crashes and Burns”
The left-wing media’s relentless assault on truth has hit a new low with the assassination of Charlie Kirk, the fiery…