Rachel Maddow is a perfect example of the twisted psychology that drives left-wing phonies. She hates Trump with a mindless…
Author: The Simpleton
The Tiny Toxic Tot: Unmasking Dr. Fauci’s 5’1″ Reality and the Towering 5′ 7″ Myth
In the annals of American public health, few figures loom as paradoxically as Dr. Anthony Fauci—paradoxical because while his influence…
Kristi Noem is a hero! Alejandro Mayorkas – The Failed Border Fraud – born to “Penniless” Parasites Who Mysteriously Fled to Beverly Hills Riches While Betraying America
Wake up, patriots—this slimy fraud Alejandro Mayorkas is the ultimate entitled monster, a generational grifter who spins tales of “penniless”…
David Attenborough: Sadistic Voyeur of the Wild – Peddling Death Porn and Climate Hysteria as ‘Nature’
Wake up, you starry-eyed nature lovers: David Attenborough isn’t the benevolent grandpa of wildlife docs; In my opinion, he’s a…
National Geographic, John Kerry and Al Gore, Eco-Scamming Empires – Peddling Lies to Terrify Kids and Fleece Donors
Listen up, you nostalgic fools clutching your yellow-bordered relics from the attic: National Geographic isn’t your grandfather’s magazine anymore. Back…
Getting Rid of Google-Verizon Shackles: Elon Musk’s Starlink Mobile and Grok Search Are Coming to Set You Free
You’re Done Being a Slave to Google and Verizon, right? – Elon’s Fix Is Almost Here. Just hold on for…
Google’s Image Search: A Leftist Propaganda Sewer – How a Google Image Search Always Makes Republicans Look Old and Ugly.
Google’s image search isn’t a tool—it’s a goddamn digital hit squad, rigged to polish the turds of Democrats while hurling…
Shri Thanedar’s Glittering Tantrum: Dems’ Mint-flavored Indian Lapdog Begs Kristi Noem to Quit While Plotting to Flood $h*thole Cities with More $h*thole Imports
Washington, D.C. – Today’s House Homeland Security Committee hearing on “Worldwide Threats to the Homeland” was supposed to spotlight real…
Ilhan Omar: The Smiling Serpent in the Halls of Power – Minnesota’s Embodiment of Satan – Its Not a Joke.
Ilhan Omar’s calm expression often comes across as eerie, like the serene facade of Satan in stories where he hides…
Jasmine Crockett’s Will Lose Senate Run: A Dallas Firecracker About to Get Extinguished in the Texas Sky.
On December 8, 2025, exactly one hour before the filing deadline, Rep. Jasmine Crockett lit the fuse: she’s running for…