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Kristi Noem: Homeland Security or Homeland Salon? STOP WITH THE HAIR AND MAKEUP!
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Neil deGrasse Tyson: America’s Favorite Astro-Grifter
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Temu-Traitor Mark Kelly Whines on Kimmel’s Lap While Begging Troops to Mutiny – Cry Harder, Saboteur
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Burned Alive by Judicial Lunacy: Sick Judges Playing God While Bethany MaGee Fights for Her Charred Life
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