Enjoy Your Loophole, You Leaking, Lying, Never-Trump Piece of Shit Saint Comey the Slime: How the 7-Foot Psycho Beat the…
Author: The Simpleton
“George Clooney’s 1997 Diana Quote: The Day a TV Doctor Demanded Death’s Manager Speak to Him Personally and Accidentally Invented Terminal Hollywood Cringe”
George Clooney, 1997: still rocking the ER Caesar cut, zero Oscar statues, and somehow convinced the planet needed his diplomatic…
The Dismissal of Cases Against James Comey and Letitia James: A Look at Judicial Bias or Legal Procedure?
In plain terms, let’s talk about what happened on November 24, 2025, when a federal judge tossed out criminal charges…
Democrat Dingbats: The Six Slimy Scumbags Pushing Mutiny and Playing the Victim Card Like Crybabies
These Maniac Morons Are Spitting on Our Troops’ Smarts While Screaming Trump Wants to Hang ‘Em – Total BS from…
Charlie Sheen: The Emperor Who Never Had Clothes
BY: DAIMAN TEER for THE SIMPLETON STAR Let’s get one thing straight: Charlie Sheen is the human equivalent of a…
When Grief Becomes a Partisan Weapon: Tatiana Schlossberg’s Final Essay and a Family’s Misplaced Priorities
NOTE: She is dying, and I would like to cut her as much slack as possible, but the virtue signals…
Marjorie Taylor Greene: When the Left’s “Crazy” Label Turned Out to Be the Only Part They Got Right
Marjorie Taylor Greene’s implosion has handed the Left the most delicious irony of the Trump era. For four years, progressive…
HILLARY CLINTON IS A STRAIGHT-UP CRIMINAL AND BELONGS IN PRISON RIGHT NOW -She invented the Russia lie, tore America in half, robbed Haiti blind, and still walks free…ENOUGH!
Megyn Kelly, calling for the jailing of Hillary Clinton is spitting pure facts and I’m done being polite about it.…
Brian Krassenstein Invents Fake Arabic-Numerals Panic, Cashes X Checks While Pretending to Be the Kindly Jewish Mensch
DEAR GOOD AND DECENT PEOPLE OF AMERICA: Every single one of us already learns Arabic numerals in kindergarten because 0,…
Miranda Devine: The Best Thing to Happen to Fox News since Shepard Smith Bailed
EVENTUALLY I HAD TO PRAISE SOMEONE. Miranda Devine is not just a journalist; she is a one-woman wrecking ball against…