Jason Crow is the human equivalent of a fart in a spacesuit: loud, pointless, and convinced the stench is heroic.…
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Six Traitorous Democrats Just Declared Open Season on the U.S. Military Chain of Command With Their DO NOT OBEY ORDERS video.
These six smug, power-drunk Democrats just dropped the most disgusting piece of insurrectionist propaganda since the Civil War, and they…
“Patton Oswalt’s Trans Meltdown: When a 5-Foot-Tall Unfunny Hobbit Cries ‘They’re Hunting Us’ on National TV”
As far as we know, Patton Oswalt is not trans, but he sure looks like one. Patton Oswalt went on…
Reddit Is a Left-Wing Dumpster Fire That Hates Normal People
Reddit is a haven for misfits because misfits run it and misfits moderate it. Reddit is the land of misfits.…
Swalwell & Dems Thought They Cornered Trump on Epstein Files – Instead They Just Begged Him to Expose Their Own Dirt
Eric Swalwell’s Big Bluff Just Blew Up in His Face – Enjoy the Full Epstein Files, Genius Democrats like Eric…
Thomas Massie: The Smug Libertarian Cow Farmer Who Just Got Played by Trump
Representative Thomas Massie, the off-grid cattle farmer from Kentucky who never met a camera he didn’t want to lecture, has…
How Wikipedia Quietly Lies and Deceptively Links Donald Trump to Nick Fuentes and the “Far-Right” Label
If you open Nick Fuentes’ Wikipedia page today, one of the first things you’ll see is a long section titled…
Mamdani’s Mayoral Magic Trick: Saving Clinton Hill from Itself—or Pricing Out the Last Holdouts?
Zohran Mamdani’s upset win as New York City’s youngest mayor in over a century, snagging the gig at 34 with…
Pocahontas 2.0: Elizabeth Warren’s Rolex Meltdown Exposes a Shameless, Psychotic and Delusional Shrew Still Seeking Relevance
Sometimes the shamelessness is too much to witness. Elizabeth Warren is impossible to watch. It’s like watching Leroy flee the…
From MAGA Darling to Epstein Zealot: Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Epic Meltdown Proves She’s a Full-Blown Conspiracy Nutcase
Marjorie Taylor Greene, the Georgia firebrand once hailed as Trump’s unhinged hype woman, has finally snapped. What started as garden-variety…