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Katie Porter’s Tantrum in a Reptilian Green Dress: A Jiggly Masterclass in Not Governing
If Porter can’t handle a 20-minute interview without threatening to take her ball and go home, how’s she supposed to…
JB Pritzker: The Billionaire Blob Ruling Illinois from His Fart-Soaked Recliner
Oh, JB Pritzker, the Governor of Illinois—or as I like to call him, the Jell-O Jumbotron of the Midwest. If…
Facebook Reels: Gym Bros’ Viral Videos Begging Older Gay Men and Curious Teens for Cash
Panhandling Pixels: Shirtless Studs Weaponize Facebook Reels for Importuning and Income. Importuning: The act of persistently soliciting or harassing someone…
The Facebook Fakery Machine. Facebook (META) Hates You and Wants To Destroy Everything Wholesome.
How Facebook makes ad revenue by intentionally making you angry and sick to your stomach. If you’re scrolling through Facebook…
Hillary Clinton’s Misleading Tweet on the White House Ballroom: A Typically Calculated Deception… a Lie!
The gullible, swayed by a single tweet, keep the narrative alive, shrugging off corrections as they cling to what they…
Why Blaming Ronald Reagan for the AIDS Crisis Misses the Mark.
In the 1980s, the AIDS crisis hit hard, especially in the gay community. Many in that community, then and now,…
Fetterman’s Brain Reboot: Cured of Leftist Lunacy, Embracing Conservative Clarity
From Stroke to Sanity – How a Healing Brain Revealed the Folly of Democratic Derangement. As Fetterman’s brain healed, so…
Occupy Democrats: A Toxic Cesspool of Lies Masquerading as Activism for Misfits.
OCCUPY DEMOCRATS IS NOT A SOURCE. IT’S THE GO-TO SEWER FOR UNHAPPY MISFITS. IF YOU HAVE SOCIAL MEDIA “FRIENDS” WHO…
King Charles’s Royal Rug-Pull: How the UK and Their Monarch Played Trump and Probably Lost All Credibility in the Process.
The Trump State Visit to the UK was full of pomp and circumstance. The pomp included an endless parade of…