White Democratic women, listen up: you might be the dumbest voters in the USA, and it’s not even close. The…
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Don Lemon’s Drunken X (Twitter) Rant: A Bitter Has-Been Urges Illegals to Arm Up in Cringe-Fest Meltdown.
While slurring some of his words like a stroke victim, Don Lemon stumbled through a jaw-dropping X video post last…
DROP Weight-Loss Is FAKE: The Wellness Company’s “Drop the Pounds” Drops a Fortune on Fox News’ Loyal Viewers.
Picture this: You’re parked in front of Fox News, remote in hand, when a glossy ad interrupts your scroll. “Ditch…
John Bolton Indicted Because He is a Traitorous Scumbag.
John Bolton’s finally getting what he deserves: an indictment slapped on his slimy hide for mishandling classified docs. And yeah,…
Ditching MSN’s Leftist Home Page: I’m Crawling Back to Google Chrome.
I finally got my hands on this shiny new computer, and let me tell you, the first thing I did…
Zohran Mamdani is a COMMUNIST! END OF STORY!
He’s a Political Moron and Only Political Morons Will Vote for Him. Listen up, New Yorkers, because the clock is…
Bullet from the Blue: Trump’s Tearful Tribute to the Charlie Kirk on His Birthday
Imagine a kid from the Chicago suburbs, barely out of high school, who decides the world needs shaking up. That’s…
George Clooney’s French Flee: Ditching America and Tuscany for an Even Faker Fake Life Than the One He Already Leads.
George Clooney, that smug Hollywood fraud, just announced he’s hauling his kids to a farm in France for a “better…
Christopher Columbus Was Italian Until Trump Evoked His Name. Now The Left Hates Him Even More and They Made him Jewish too.
How Ignorance and Division Turn a Flawed Explorer into a Political Pawn. Just when you thought it was safe to…
Kimmel’s Clown Car: From Blackface Buffoon to Moronic Antifa Apologist.
By Daiman TeerFor: The Simpleton Star Jimmy Kimmel. The name alone makes my skin crawl. This guy isn’t just unfunny—he’s…