BY Daiman Teer For decades, the media has treated Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis like some kind of intellectual goddess. Every breathy…
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DON LEMON: THE DERANGED HAS-BEEN WHO STORMED A CHURCH LIKE A THUG DESPERATE FOR HIS 15 MINUTES OF FAME!
Elizabeth II is not the only queen who bit the dust in recent years. How about Don Lemon? Let’s discuss…
Isa Obradovich: Her Box-Checked Fame: How Identity Politics Props Up Less Than Mediocre Artists in the Modern Media Landscape”
Isa Obradovich, some green-haired something or other, describes herself as a first-generation, neurodivergent, disabled, queer, and Latina preservice Art &…
Men Can’t Get Pregnant: Biology’s Brutal Reality Check for the Trans-Woke Brigade
Wake up, Trans America: Biology bites back. By: Daiman Teer Spare me the co-opted-by-trans-gay- rainbow-colored fairy tales from the virtue-signaling…
Broken Minds in Power: The Deep Mental Illness of Anti-MAGA Women and Why the Founders Saw It Coming
Stacey Zeiger & Renay Good: Exhibits A and B in the Case Against Female Sanity Ladies and gentlemen, let us…
Portland’s Pathetic Police Chief: Bob Day’s Tears for Tren de Aragua Thugs
Let’s cut the crap. Portland Police Chief Bob Day just turned a press conference into a therapy session, sobbing like…
Attention Gay Men: Wake Up and Dump the Trans Circus – Trump is Your Ally, The Trans Freak Show is Your Doom
BY: DAIMAN TEER for The Simpleton Star Listen up, you self-absorbed queens who’ve been brainwashed into hating Donald Trump like…
Minneapolis Mayor Frey: The Foul-Mouthed Inept Fool Leading a Liberal Clown Parade of Weirdos
Look at Minneapolis right now—it’s a total joke, a sideshow run by idiots who couldn’t lead a kindergarten class without…
Pence the Pathetic: JD Vance Drops a Nuclear Truth Bomb on Propaganda Press While Riot-Enablers Squirm
Mike Pence was the ultimate feckless Republican—four years as VP, handed every opportunity to fight for America, and he blew…
Who Is The Trivago Guy? Unmasking the Enigmatic Enrico Valtieri…And His Teeth.
In the world of travel booking ads, few figures have sparked as much bewildered fascination (and occasional nausea) as the…
TIM WALZ LANDS LEAD ROLE IN TOURING PRODUCTION OF “LA CAGE AUX FOLLES” – NO NEED TO WORRY ABOUT HIS FUTURE, MINNESOTA!
[MINNEAPOLIS, MN]– Relax, America. All those rumors about Governor Tim Walz quietly stepping away from politics for being a dumb…
Chuck Schumer’s Sickening Hypocrisy on Maduro: His Shameless Hypocrisy Knows No Bounds.
Read to, or scroll to the bottom to see actual video of slime ball Chuck Schumer showing what a duplicitous…
The New York Slimes: Commie Propaganda Mill Hell-Bent on America’s Ruin – Why These Leftist Traitors Crown Maduro “Venezuelan President” – Just to Spit on Trump and Legitimize a Socialist Butcher
The New York Times isn’t a newspaper anymore—it’s a festering sewer of Marxist bile, a bullhorn for subversives and America-haters…
Fonzie’s Final Fonzarelli: Henry Winkler Jumps the Shark into Maduro’s Tank — “AYYYYY, You’re a Tool and So Is Mayor Pete.”
Henry Winkler, the washed-up ’70s icon whose career peaked with a leather jacket and a meaningless “Ayy!” – the 5…
Trump’s Masterstroke: Pardoning a Real Ally in Honduras While Crushing the Socialist Narco-Tyrant Maduro
Let’s cut the bullshit—the fake news media and their globalist puppets are screeching about “hypocrisy” because President Trump pardoned former…
Bryan Cranston: Washed-Up Hollywood Hack Spews Hate at Trump While Biden’s Corpse Stumbles On
Listen up, you pathetic left-wing losers in Tinseltown. Bryan Cranston, that D-list clown from some drug-glorifying TV trash, just crawled…
Title: Trump Saves the Kennedy Center While the Virtue Signalers Head for the Exits
For years, the Kennedy Center drifted along on reputation alone—an aging monument to elite tastes, insider politics, and taxpayer-funded complacency.…
The Self-Hating Left’s Fake Secularism: Christianity Banned, Islam Welcomed with Open Arms Wake Up America.
“They did not want religion out of politics. They wanted Christianity out of politics.” [Rev Grello Hunchotto, Vatican City, IT]…
The Muslim Invasion: Day 1 of 2026 – How Zohran Mamdani and His Ilk Are Destroying NYC and America
Wake up, America! The Big Apple is rotting from the core, and it’s all thanks to these foreign invaders who’ve…
Reddit: A Lounge For Losers – Where Pathetic People Pretend to Matter – A Digital Dumpster for Lonely Failures Who Can’t Think for Themselves
Reddit stands as the ultimate gathering spot for life’s rejects. People with no friends, no achievements, and no original thoughts…