(Washington DC) – Demolition crews tore into the East Wing this week, kicking off President Trump’s $250 million White House…
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The One-Dimensional Clown: Robert De Niro’s Descent from Mobster Mimic to Trump Obsessed Buffoon
Robert De Niro, once hailed as a transformative force in American cinema, has devolved into a caricature of his own…
NO KINGS PROTESTS FOR KIDS: Dear Kids, No Kings Marches Are for Unhappy Nitwits.
This article is written so that even 3rd graders will understand it. It’s not easy to write about people this…
Very Dumb, Mostly Fat, and Frigging Ugly: White-Democrat-Women are America’s Voting Curse.
White Democratic women, listen up: you might be the dumbest voters in the USA, and it’s not even close. The…
Don Lemon’s Drunken X (Twitter) Rant: A Bitter Has-Been Urges Illegals to Arm Up in Cringe-Fest Meltdown.
While slurring some of his words like a stroke victim, Don Lemon stumbled through a jaw-dropping X video post last…
DROP Weight-Loss Is FAKE: The Wellness Company’s “Drop the Pounds” Drops a Fortune on Fox News’ Loyal Viewers.
Picture this: You’re parked in front of Fox News, remote in hand, when a glossy ad interrupts your scroll. “Ditch…
John Bolton Indicted Because He is a Traitorous Scumbag.
John Bolton’s finally getting what he deserves: an indictment slapped on his slimy hide for mishandling classified docs. And yeah,…
Ditching MSN’s Leftist Home Page: I’m Crawling Back to Google Chrome.
I finally got my hands on this shiny new computer, and let me tell you, the first thing I did…
Zohran Mamdani is a COMMUNIST! END OF STORY!
He’s a Political Moron and Only Political Morons Will Vote for Him. Listen up, New Yorkers, because the clock is…
Bullet from the Blue: Trump’s Tearful Tribute to the Charlie Kirk on His Birthday
Imagine a kid from the Chicago suburbs, barely out of high school, who decides the world needs shaking up. That’s…