Zohran Mamdani, you cocky 34-year-old socialist (in a scarf now that he has hired a personal stylist with taxpayer money),…
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Google News: The Daily Trump Hate Ritual — GOOGLE IS EVIL
Google News homepage. Refresh. Same script. Every headline a scalpel aimed at Trump’s throat. No story is safe. If Trump…
Wikipedia’s Leftist Lockdown: Why Your $2.75 Donation Funds a Rigged Game – Don’t Fall For It
Every month, Wikipedia hits you with that guilt-trip banner: “Send us $2.75 to keep knowledge free.” No, screw them. As…
Zohran Mamdani: The Second He Won, the Real Monster Showed Up
Within moments of votes tallied, Mamdani suddenly sounded more like a raving and maniacal Howard Dean doing the evening call…
NEW YORK’S MUSLIM MAYOR: A COMMUNIST WAVE OF ANTI-AMERICAN HATE
Brooklyn Hipsters and Self-Hating Jews Dance on the Grave of 9/11 While the Rest of America Watches in Horror Leftists…
WOMEN’S VOTES ARE BURNING AMERICA TO THE GROUND
The Founding Fathers warned us. John Adams wrote that women left to themselves would vote for tyranny. He was right.
TODAY HOLLYWOOD’S ROTTING SCUM WOULD VOMIT HATE ON SAINTLY FRED ROGERS
Why the Degenerate Elite Would Crucify Mister Rogers’ Wholesome Soul Today BY: Daiman Teer for TheSimpletonStar.com Fred Rogers was a…
Harry Sisson: The Jaw-Droppingly Pathetic Pretender Who Manipulates Women While Preaching Feminism
A Long-Faced Loser With a Million Fake Fans and Zero Real Talent Harry Joseph Sisson entered the world on September…
Kamala’s Brain-Free Meltdown: Cackling Moron Tries to Blame Trump for Her Own Party’s Starvation
...a woman who backed late-term abortions up to birth, cheering the snip of tiny spines while pretending to care about…
Nickel Dragon: 3I/ATLAS – The Star Beast Comet That Might Push Aside God
A twenty-kilometer comet is vomiting lab-made poison and flipping its tail like a warship; if it’s alien, Christmas 2025 delivers…
Barbra Streisand: Hypocrite Extraordinaire or Just Another Overpaid Diva Whining from Her Ivory Tower?
How the Queen of Schlock Lectures on “Excess” While Hoarding Mansions, Fleecing Retail Queen Fans, and Fleeing to Fruit-Friendly Threads…
BILL GATES: THE MANIACAL MIND THIEF OF A GENERATION
He Scared Kids Into Madness, Indecision, and Career Failure, Now He Shrugs and Says “Never Mind” Bill Gates spent years…
Jon Stewart: A Has-Been Crinkled Comedian’s Betrayal of Jewish Roots and 9/11’s Legacy
Jon Stewart, once hailed as the sharp-witted king of shticky satire on The Daily Show, has devolved into a hollow…
The NAACP’s Betrayal: Endorsing Whiteness Over Black Excellence in Virginia’s Gubernatorial Race
The racist NAACP has thrown Winsome Sears under the back of the bus. SORT OF UPDATE: 11/3/2025 – The NAACP…
Eric Swalwell: The Human Wrecking Ball of Retardation – Demolish This Dimwit Out Of Office Before He Destroys Democracy
From Fang Fang’s Beijing-Bugged Bedroom to White House Fantasies, This Giant-Headed Goon Proves Congress Needs an IQ Test. Who Votes…
Zohran’s Crocodile Tears: 9/11’s Real Victims Were Not Your Imaginary Aunt
Zohran Mamdani, the socialist snake slithering toward New York City’s mayoral throne, just pulled off the most grotesque act of…
Shut Up, Chelsea Clinton: 500 Reasons You’re Too Dumb to Talk (But We’ll Start with These)
Oh, Chelsea Clinton. The eternal punchline of American politics, a walking reminder that nepotism doesn’t buy brains. You’ve got the…
Tyler Henry’s $15 Ghostly Grift: A Hollywood Medium’s Condescending Smackdown for His Ghostly Gang of Dumb Broads
By: Daiman Teer Oh, bless the simpleton hearts of Tyler Henry’s drooling devotees, the so-called “Hollywood Medium” who we’ll affectionately…
Schumer’s Sham: Lying About Trump’s Ballroom and Medicaid while Hiding His Sitcom Wife Ernie Douglas!”
Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer’s claim that Donald Trump is “building a ballroom while shouting, ‘No Medicaid for you!’” is…
Karma’s Ugly Mug: Kathy Hochul’s Shameless Shield for Guilty Letitia James
Kathy Hochul, New York’s governor with a face like a dropped pie, has sunk to new lows defending her corrupt…