BY DAIMAN TEER for The Simpleton Star The Erasure of the Queen: Why the Media is Terrified of Nicki Minaj’s…
Jimmy Kimmel Being Checked For Pseudo-Bulbar Affect: The Brain Damage That Makes You Cry For No Reason.
The Crying Game: Jimmy Kimmel’s Monologue of Many Mascaras Stop the presses, grab the Kleenex, and check the humidity levels…
If You Support ICE, John Leguizamo Doesn’t Want You To See His Shows or Movies – But, But, But… What Shows? What Movies?
John Leguizamo’s Box Office Boycott: A Bold Stand Against a Non-Existent Audience John Leguizamo, a man whose career has spent…
Geriatric Springsteen’s STREETS OF MINNEAPOLIS is Corny, Stupid, and Cringe – Just Like Him.
Springsteen & Bon Jovi: The Billionaire Hucksters of Hypocritical Virtue Signals. Blech! Bruce Springsteen—the so-called “Boss” of blue-collar anthems. He’s…
Rabid Rage in Minneapolis: When Psychotic Protesters Turn into Finger-Eating Savage Beasts
BY: DAIMAN TEER for THE SIMPLETON STAR On January 24, 2026, in Minneapolis, a chaotic anti-ICE protest turned into a…
Walz and Frey: Cowardly Puppeteers Fueling Deadly Chaos in Minneapolis
BY: DAIMAN TEER for THE SIMPLETON STAR Tim Walz and Jacob Frey bear direct blame for the tragic death of…
The Deranged Liberal Reddit Horde: Che Guevara Wannabes – The Minneapolis Mentally Sick Misfits Siding with Killers to Torch America
Donald Trump needs to build asylums – big ones. These anti-ICE protesters are sick in the head. They wake up…
The Media’s Convenient Amnesia: Illegal Immigration Enforcement Is Fine—Until a Republican Enforces It
BYL DAIMAN TEER for THE SIMPLETON STAR The American people, especially those on the left, struggle to recognize a simple…
The Left’s Big Lie: Spreading False Stories About ICE “Abductions” – Liam’s Dad Ditched The Kid.
BY: DAIMAN TEER for THE SIMPLETON STAR Disclaimer: This article is written in simple words so that even a 10-year-old…
Moby: The Bald, TDS Suffering, Creepy Has-Been Playing Doctor While Dodging His Own Creep Allegations
BY: DAIMAN TEER for: The Simpleton Star Moby—real name Richard Melville Hall, the pretentious electronic musician who slapped a whale…
Pee Tape Delusions and Other TDS Phantoms: How The Dunning-Kruger Effect Turns Facebook Lefties into Accidental Comedians
BY: DAIMAN TEER for: The Simpleton Star Look, I’ve been scrolling through Facebook for years now, and if there’s one…
Why Short-Sighted, Bitter, Ungrateful and Forgetful Europe Needs to Step Back and Let America Lead Under Trump – They’ll Thank Him Later.
BY: DAIMAN TEER for The Simpleton Star In the wake of President Trump’s bold appearance at the World Economic Forum…
The Multilingual Double Standard: Jackie Kennedy Got the Halo, Melania Trump Gets the Shade
BY Daiman Teer For decades, the media has treated Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis like some kind of intellectual goddess. Every breathy…
DON LEMON: THE DERANGED HAS-BEEN WHO STORMED A CHURCH LIKE A THUG DESPERATE FOR HIS 15 MINUTES OF FAME!
Elizabeth II is not the only queen who bit the dust in recent years. How about Don Lemon? Let’s discuss…
Isa Obradovich: Her Box-Checked Fame: How Identity Politics Props Up Less Than Mediocre Artists in the Modern Media Landscape”
Isa Obradovich, some green-haired something or other, describes herself as a first-generation, neurodivergent, disabled, queer, and Latina preservice Art &…
Men Can’t Get Pregnant: Biology’s Brutal Reality Check for the Trans-Woke Brigade
Wake up, Trans America: Biology bites back. By: Daiman Teer Spare me the co-opted-by-trans-gay- rainbow-colored fairy tales from the virtue-signaling…
Broken Minds in Power: The Deep Mental Illness of Anti-MAGA Women and Why the Founders Saw It Coming
Stacey Zeiger & Renay Good: Exhibits A and B in the Case Against Female Sanity Ladies and gentlemen, let us…
Portland’s Pathetic Police Chief: Bob Day’s Tears for Tren de Aragua Thugs
Let’s cut the crap. Portland Police Chief Bob Day just turned a press conference into a therapy session, sobbing like…
Attention Gay Men: Wake Up and Dump the Trans Circus – Trump is Your Ally, The Trans Freak Show is Your Doom
BY: DAIMAN TEER for The Simpleton Star Listen up, you self-absorbed queens who’ve been brainwashed into hating Donald Trump like…
Minneapolis Mayor Frey: The Foul-Mouthed Inept Fool Leading a Liberal Clown Parade of Weirdos
Look at Minneapolis right now—it’s a total joke, a sideshow run by idiots who couldn’t lead a kindergarten class without…