Letitia James, New York’s top law enforcer, has spent years swinging the legal hammer at Donald Trump, but now she…
Xi’s Petty Tariff Tantrum: He’s Very Jealous Over Trump’s Middle East Wins
By Daiman TeerThe Simpleton Star – This article is for kids, but the Simpletons out there won’t even realize it.…
Katie Porter’s Tantrum in a Reptilian Green Dress: A Jiggly Masterclass in Not Governing
If Porter can’t handle a 20-minute interview without threatening to take her ball and go home, how’s she supposed to…
JB Pritzker: The Billionaire Blob Ruling Illinois from His Fart-Soaked Recliner
Oh, JB Pritzker, the Governor of Illinois—or as I like to call him, the Jell-O Jumbotron of the Midwest. If…
Facebook Reels: Gym Bros’ Viral Videos Begging Older Gay Men and Curious Teens for Cash
Panhandling Pixels: Shirtless Studs Weaponize Facebook Reels for Importuning and Income. Importuning: The act of persistently soliciting or harassing someone…
The Facebook Fakery Machine. Facebook (META) Hates You and Wants To Destroy Everything Wholesome.
How Facebook makes ad revenue by intentionally making you angry and sick to your stomach. If you’re scrolling through Facebook…
Hillary Clinton’s Misleading Tweet on the White House Ballroom: A Typically Calculated Deception… a Lie!
The gullible, swayed by a single tweet, keep the narrative alive, shrugging off corrections as they cling to what they…
Why Blaming Ronald Reagan for the AIDS Crisis Misses the Mark.
In the 1980s, the AIDS crisis hit hard, especially in the gay community. Many in that community, then and now,…
Fetterman’s Brain Reboot: Cured of Leftist Lunacy, Embracing Conservative Clarity
From Stroke to Sanity – How a Healing Brain Revealed the Folly of Democratic Derangement. As Fetterman’s brain healed, so…
Occupy Democrats: A Toxic Cesspool of Lies Masquerading as Activism for Misfits.
OCCUPY DEMOCRATS IS NOT A SOURCE. IT’S THE GO-TO SEWER FOR UNHAPPY MISFITS. IF YOU HAVE SOCIAL MEDIA “FRIENDS” WHO…
King Charles’s Royal Rug-Pull: How the UK and Their Monarch Played Trump and Probably Lost All Credibility in the Process.
The Trump State Visit to the UK was full of pomp and circumstance. The pomp included an endless parade of…
The Great Roseanne Barr: The Unbreakable Genius Behind a TV Revolution
By: Daiman Teer for TheSimpletonStar.com In the glittering, often unforgiving world of Hollywood, few figures have left as indelible a…
The Mussolini of the Potomac: James Comey’s Cocky Lunacy and the Lies That Nearly Torched America
By Daiman Teer [The Simpleton Star] In the annals of American hubris, few figures strut quite like James Comey—the towering…
Breaking News: Jamie Lee Curtis Eyes California Governor’s Race Amid Hollywood Comeback and Emotional Political Pivot
By Daiman Teer, Political CorrespondentLos Angeles, CA – September 25, 2025 In a stunning turn that blends Tinseltown glamour with…
RYAN ROUTH GUILTY!! A Misfit’s Reckoning
GUILTY ON ALL 5 CHARGES, ROUTH TRIED TO STAB HIMSELF IN THE NECK IN COURT. Unfortunately, he failed. Ryan Routh,…
Ilhan Omar: The Case for a One-Way Ticket Out of the USA.
Ilhan Omar, the congresswoman who’s made a career out of biting the hand that feeds her, has given us plenty…
The Unrepentant Smear: Jimmy Kimmel’s Vile Legacy and the Charlie Kirk Farce
NOTE: I loathe Jimmy Kimmel. I couldn’t stand him ages ago when he degraded women and Mexicans. I despise his…
President Trump, Haven’t You Learned To Avoid Involving Yourself in Fringe Medicine? [Reflections on Alliances and Lessons Learned]
As a longtime admirer of your unyielding fight for American sovereignty, economic revival, and the forgotten voices in our heartland,…
Disproving the “Billionaire Cronies” Narrative: How Trump’s H-1B Reforms Prioritize American Worker
The persistent narrative that President Trump prioritizes his “billionaire cronies” over everyday Americans often paints him as a captive of…
Rob Reiner’s Vanishing Penis. The Curious Case of Subcutaneous Obscuration:
A Clinical Analysis of Journal of Speculative Andrology, Vol. 42, No. 3, September 2025 In the annals of medical curiosities,…