The Simpleton Star

Wake up, Trans America: Biology bites back. By: Daiman Teer Spare me the co-opted-by-trans-gay- rainbow-colored fairy tales from the virtue-signaling…

Stacey Zeiger & Renay Good: Exhibits A and B in the Case Against Female Sanity Ladies and gentlemen, let us…

Let’s cut the crap. Portland Police Chief Bob Day just turned a press conference into a therapy session, sobbing like…

BY: DAIMAN TEER for The Simpleton Star Listen up, you self-absorbed queens who’ve been brainwashed into hating Donald Trump like…

Look at Minneapolis right now—it’s a total joke, a sideshow run by idiots who couldn’t lead a kindergarten class without…

Mike Pence was the ultimate feckless Republican—four years as VP, handed every opportunity to fight for America, and he blew…

In the world of travel booking ads, few figures have sparked as much bewildered fascination (and occasional nausea) as the…

[MINNEAPOLIS, MN]– Relax, America. All those rumors about Governor Tim Walz quietly stepping away from politics for being a dumb…

Read to, or scroll to the bottom to see actual video of slime ball Chuck Schumer showing what a duplicitous…

The New York Times isn’t a newspaper anymore—it’s a festering sewer of Marxist bile, a bullhorn for subversives and America-haters…

Henry Winkler, the washed-up ’70s icon whose career peaked with a leather jacket and a meaningless “Ayy!” – the 5…

Let’s cut the bullshit—the fake news media and their globalist puppets are screeching about “hypocrisy” because President Trump pardoned former…

Listen up, you pathetic left-wing losers in Tinseltown. Bryan Cranston, that D-list clown from some drug-glorifying TV trash, just crawled…

For years, the Kennedy Center drifted along on reputation alone—an aging monument to elite tastes, insider politics, and taxpayer-funded complacency.…

“They did not want religion out of politics. They wanted Christianity out of politics.” [Rev Grello Hunchotto, Vatican City, IT]…

Wake up, America! The Big Apple is rotting from the core, and it’s all thanks to these foreign invaders who’ve…

Reddit stands as the ultimate gathering spot for life’s rejects. People with no friends, no achievements, and no original thoughts…

Look at the kids born after 2000. They’re anxious, depressed, and lacking the fire that built this country. Suicide rates…

Nancy Sinatra is a joke. She rode her daddy’s bourbon-soaked coattails into a record deal because she had zero talent…

What kind of pathetic, self-important douchebag admits on camera that he has “no idea what’s going on” in the UK,…