By Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star
There is a terminal disease infecting the modern American electorate, and it is rotting the brains of young women faster than any social media trend ever could. It is a specific, pathetic brand of political masochism born out of pure, unadulterated Trump Derangement Syndrome. We are witnessing a segment of the voting population – particularly young, allegedly progressive women- who are so utterly consumed by a pathological hatred of Donald Trump that they have lost all sense of self-preservation, logic, and basic morality. I have called them “dumb broads” and I will not stop calling them that until they learn to read and learn.
Let’s look at the high-stakes battleground of the U.S. Senate race in Maine. For decades, Senator Susan Collins has been the gold standard of what a public servant should be. She is a throwback to an era of genuine representation – dignified, independent, and relentlessly focused on delivering real results for her constituents. She is arguably the most respected, decorous person in the entire upper chamber. She is exactly the kind of strong, self-made leader that young women should be trying to emulate. Sadly, the dumb broads cannot conceive of this despite the fact that Collins represents EVERYTHING women have fought to be.
Yet, because Collins refuses to engage in the hysterical, progressive ritual of denouncing everything with an “R” next to its name, a contingent of unstable voters have decided she must be destroyed.
And who did the anti-Trump mob rally behind to replace her?
Enter Graham Platner: an insurgent progressive who managed to capture the Democratic primary nomination. The absolute irony would be hilarious if it weren’t so dangerous. Here you have a crowd of hyper-woke, “believe all women” activists lining up like sheep to vote for a man who embodies every single thing they claim to despise. Platner was already walking around with a literal Nazi-era Totenkopf symbol tattooed on his chest and a documented history of sending vile, degrading messages to women.
But the blindness of anti-Trump spite reached its absolute zenith when severe allegations of sexual assault and rape came to light. The hypocrisy is staggering. These “dumb broads” and the dopey, spineless men who echo them have spent years screaming about “toxic masculinity” and women’s safety. Yet, their hatred of one man in a red hat is so severe, their moral compass so broken, that they would happily pull the lever for a predatory fraud just to spite the conservative movement. They would vote for Jeffrey Dahmer himself if he ran on an anti-Trump platform.
THE ASSEMBLY OF THE DUMB BROADS CHOIR FOR PLATNER
This isn’t political strategy; it is mental instability. It is the self-destructive tantrum of a generation of women who do not even know who their own representatives are, what they stand for, or how the world works. They are actively ruining the country by prioritizing tribal internet bloodfeuds over dignity, character, and actual competence. If you are willing to burn down a true representative like Susan Collins and replace her with total degradation just to send a hollow message, you don’t belong in a voting booth. You belong in a mirror, figuring out exactly where your soul went wrong.
The Scriptural Truth
Proverbs 11:22
“As a jewel of gold in a swine’s snout, so is a fair woman which is without discretion.”
Reason for Selection:
This verse perfectly encapsulates the tragedy of modern political behavior. Outer beauty, youth, and the outward appearance of progress mean absolutely nothing when a person lacks discernment, wisdom, and moral discretion. Voting out of blind, emotional malice rather than truth is the ultimate betrayal of wisdom.
A Prayer for Discernment
Heavenly Father, we ask that You strip away the spirit of confusion, anger, and blind hatred that has taken root in the hearts of so many in this nation. Open the eyes of those who have been blinded by spite, particularly the young women who have traded truth for ideology. Grant our leaders, like Senator Collins, continued strength and dignity in the face of foolishness. Restore sanity, wisdom, and standard morality to our electorate before our home is completely undone by folly. Amen.
