TAKE YOUR S**T and GET THE F**K out of the USA.
Ilhan Omar, the congresswoman who’s made a career out of biting the hand that feeds her, has given us plenty of reasons to wonder why she’s still gracing America’s soil. The case for deporting her could be made with a smirk and a sigh, because her story is a masterclass in audacity, hypocrisy, and a shady past that smells worse than a week-old fish taco.
First off, let’s talk about Omar’s apparent allergy to the Stars and Stripes. This is a woman who seems to treat the USA like it’s a cheap Airbnb she’s crashing in—happy to use the amenities, quick to complain about the décor. She’s called America oppressive, racist, and a global bully, all while enjoying the perks of its democratic system, like a seat in Congress and a megaphone to spew her gripes.
It’s like watching someone spit in the soup they’re slurping. If you hate the country so much, Ilhan, why stick around? There are plenty of places where your anti-American vibe might get a warmer reception—like, say, anywhere that doesn’t have a Constitution you seem so eager to shred.
…and take your f***ing brother-husband with you.
Her rhetoric isn’t just critical; it’s the kind of venom that makes you wonder if she’s auditioning for a villain role in a Captain America reboot.
Then there’s the murky mess of how she even got here. Omar’s journey to the U.S. smells like the guy behind the lottery counter in your local convenience store. .
Allegations swirl that her immigration story involves more holes than a golf course. Whispers of marriage fraud, questionable family ties, and paperwork shadier than a back-alley deal have dogged her for years.
Did she game the system to slip into the country?
We’re not saying she did, but the fact that her backstory raises more eyebrows than a Botox convention doesn’t exactly scream “model citizen.” If your entry to the U.S. looks like it was scripted by a con artist with a typewriter and a dream, maybe it’s time to pack a bag.
And let’s not ignore the gall. Omar’s been caught cozying up to ideas and regimes that clash with American values like oil and water. She’s downplayed terrorism, shrugged at anti-Semitism, and flirted with ideologies that would make the Founding Fathers spin in their graves. This isn’t just a difference of opinion; it’s like she’s trying to renovate the American experiment into a dystopian Verbo with no Wi-Fi.
If you’re going to represent a district (or a country) maybe don’t act like you’re rooting for its downfall.
Now, picture Trump, with his signature squint and golden mane, signing the deportation order with a flourish. “Ilhan, you’re fired!” he’d bellow, probably while tweeting about it in all caps. The Department of Immigration would have a field day, because if anyone’s made a case for overstaying their welcome, it’s Omar. She’s not just a guest who’s trashed the place—she’s trying to rewrite the lease.
Deportation might sound harsh, but when someone’s this openly disdainful of the country that gave them a shot, it’s hard to argue they’ve earned a permanent stay.
