I am a dangerous grifter.
I finally got my hands on this shiny new computer, and let me tell you, the first thing I did was swear off Google Chrome like it was poison. I’d had it up to here with their sneaky data grabs and biased search tweaks—enough to make you question every fact you read. So, I loaded up Edge as my default browser, figuring Microsoft’s setup would be a breath of fresh air.
Neutral, right? Wrong. Dead wrong.
What I got instead was MSN.com shoved down my throat like Ron Jeremy’s prom date, a nonstop parade of leftist propaganda, clickbait lies, and fear-mongering drivel designed to rile you up and keep you clicking.
First thing I saw today was some old woman sitting with a man who had some kind of tape on his legs. She was worried that her husband’s health care and monthly checks were being taken away by Trump. She cries to the camera: “My husband only has bone on bone in his knees. He has no cartilage.”
It reminded of those old living-in-a-shack toothless ladies in the, “send food baskets to Holocaust survivors in the former Soviet Union” grift that’s been sucking generous Fox News viewers dry for 20 years. Yael shrieks in her Chicago accent, “These people are living on two dollars a day,” except she says DEE instead of DAY. “Two dollars a dee!” She’s getting fat — off of food and your generosity.
MSN is worse than a tabloid from hell, and at the helm? Bill Gates, the guy who seems hell-bent on turning the world into his personal dystopian lab experiment.
How much Anti-Trump garbage can we put on your home page?
No thanks—Chrome’s coming back, and here’s why I’m done with this mess.
Picture this: You boot up your PC, and bam—MSN’s homepage hits you like a brick. Headlines screaming about Trump this, Trump that, all twisted into knots of pure fiction. “Trump’s Secret Plan to Gut Social Security!” they blare, painting him as the Grim Reaper for grandma’s checks.
Pure bullshit meant to stir up fear and reroute votes. It’s the same scare tactic they’ve been peddling since 2016—lying through their teeth to freak out older folks, the ones who actually show up to select an actual candidate who will not give their money away to Trans Studies in Nicaragua.
Listen you frigging morons! Trump never said he’d axe Social Security; he’s vowed to protect it, even floating ideas to eliminate taxes on those benefits for seniors. But does MSN care? Nope. They cherry-pick quotes, ignore context, and serves up Rachel Maddow’s ranting blogs disguised as “news.”
It’s not journalism; it’s a hit job, a daily dose of hysteria to keep the blue wave crashing. Who wants that crap first thing in the morning? Not me. At least with Google, you have to actively hunt for their news page if you want the slanted takes—they don’t ambush you on every tab.
And don’t get me started on Bill Gates pulling the strings. Microsoft’s golden boy, funding all this through his billions, but let’s call it what it is: Satanic meddling. The guy’s obsessed with “fixing” the planet by blocking the sun—yeah, you heard that right. He’s bankrolling geoengineering schemes like SCoPEx, where they spray chemicals into the stratosphere to reflect sunlight and “cool” things down. All to combat his fairy-tale global warming hoax.
Gates talks it up like a savior plan, but it’s straight out of a sci-fi nightmare. Remember 1817, the “Year Without a Summer”? Volcanoes spewed ash, blocked the sun, and plunged Europe into famine—crops failed, people starved, rivers froze in July. That’s what Gates wants: a man-made volcanic winter, choking out the warmth we need to grow food and live. And for what? His fake climate panic.
Take Plymouth Rock, that iconic chunk of history where the Pilgrims landed 400 years ago. It’s still right there, kissing the water’s edge, just like in the old paintings. No dramatic rise swallowing it up—sea levels haven’t budged an inch in four centuries. If global warming were real, that rock would be souvenir shopping in Boston by now. But Gates ignores facts like that; he’d rather dim the sky and starve us all back to the Stone Age.
MSN’s just the ugly face of it all—no integrity, no balance, just endless Trump-bashing and doomsday spin to push an agenda. It’s exhausting, manipulative, and yeah, it feels like propaganda from a guy who’d sell your soul for a “sustainable” spreadsheet.
Google might not be perfect—their news is a liberal echo chamber too—but at least it’s opt-in. You choose to dive into the lies; they don’t auto-load on your homepage like a virus. So, here I am, swallowing my pride, downloading Chrome again. It’s the lesser evil in a world where Big Tech’s got us by the throat. If Gates and his MSN machine want to play God with the sun and our feeds, count me out. I’ll take my biases searchable, not served up like slop. Time to reclaim my sanity, one unbiased tab at a time.
