Within moments of votes tallied, Mamdani suddenly sounded more like a raving and maniacal Howard Dean doing the evening call to prayer in a frenzy of severed heads than the quiet and smiling sweetheart he was only seconds before.
Jekyll and Hyde ain’t got nothing on this communist shit stain.
Zohran Mamdani won big. 50.4%. A landslide. Youngest mayor ever. First Muslim. First South Asian. First actual communist. The crowd of Brooklyn misfits who hated their fathers screamed.
Cameras flashed. He smiled that same fake smile he used for months. Then he walked to the podium to speak as the sort of official mayor of New York City.
And just like that — the mask was gone.
His voice changed in an instant. No more smooth-talking Brooklyn guy joking about rent and bagels. Now it was a hard, angry bark. Thick accent. Preacher tone. Like he was reading from a script written in a mosque basement. He didn’t say “thank you” or “let’s work together.” He spat about “imperialist America” and “Zionist control.”
Same mouth, same man — but now he wasn’t hiding.
He hates this country. Hates the flag. Hates the system that let him win. And he’s not pretending anymore.
His body changed too. Campaign Mamdani was all high-fives and easy laughs. Mayor Mamdani? Stiff. Cold. Arms chopping the air like he’s giving orders to soldiers. Eyes wild. No more “I’m your friend.” Now it’s “I’m in charge — and you will obey.”
He ran on crushing the rich. “I’ll take their money and give it to you!” he screamed at every rally. Free buses. Free daycare. Rent control. All paid by billionaires crying in their penthouses. His followers cheered. They believed him. They gave him their votes, their time, their cash.
Now. in today’s TV ads, he’s begging these dumb bastards for money. Emails. Texts. Social media. “The fight continues — send $10 now!” He just won. He’s got power. Where’s the rich people’s money? Nowhere. He’s not touching Wall Street. He’s picking your pocket. Same guy who said he’d make the elite pay — now he’s the elite, and you’re the ATM.
His followers are. Blind, stupid, loyal idiots. They’ll pretend nothing changed. “He’s just passionate!” they say. “He’s under pressure!” Bullshit. They saw it coming. They ignored the red flags. The anti-American rants. The “from the river to the sea” chants. The communist slogans. The religious group he runs with — the ones who want gays hanging from cranes and women locked at home, barefoot, pregnant, silent.
That’s who he is. A Muslim extremist. A communist. A liar. He wants America burned. Gays dead. Women turned into slaves. And now he’s got the keys to City Hall.
His fans, unhappy homely women, neutered men and the gay men who love them or they love on the DL, will keep donating. Keep clapping, you stupid stupid stupid children. BTW Mamdani, the usual suspects who voted for you – the smash and grabbers who want free stuff – won’t donate – they never do.
It’s going to be fun to watch.
