From Sob Stories to Sellouts: How These Dimwit Divas Ditched America’s Newest Patriot for Daring to Think Straight
NOTE: If you want to read more about John Fetterman’s heroic return to health and sanity, you can read this from our previous edition: https://thesimpletonstar.com/2025/09/fettermans-brain-reboot-cured-of-leftist-lunacy-embracing-conservative-clarity/
Listen up, because even a toddler could grasp this mess.
John Fetterman, the tattooed giant from Pennsylvania, nearly died from a stroke in 2022. Brain scrambled, speech slurred, he dragged himself through a brutal Senate race against Dr. Mehmet Oz. Liberals everywhere, including the screeching hens on The View, turned him into a saint.
Whoopi Goldberg teared up on air, calling his grit “inspiring.” Joy Behar gushed about his “raw honesty.” Sunny Hostin praised his “vulnerability” like it was some badge of honor. They milked his suffering for ratings gold, painting him as the ultimate underdog fighter against the mean Republican machine.
Stroke? No problem! It made him “relatable,” they said.
Hell, they even defended his shaky debate performance, where words tripped over his tongue, as “brave authenticity.” Back then, Fetterman was their poster boy for woke warriorhood: anti-fracking, pro-open borders, all-in on the progressive fever dream.
Fast forward to 2025. Fetterman’s brain heals. He starts talking sense. No more blind rage against Israel; now he backs them hard after Hamas’s horrors.
Borders? He wants them locked, not a free-for-all sieve for chaos.
Government shutdowns? He votes to end the damn thing, saving paychecks for 42 million hungry Americans instead of playing chicken with federal workers’ lives.
And Trump? Fetterman chats with the guy at Mar-a-Lago, calls his hush money trial a “politically motivated witch hunt.”
Suddenly, the love fest flips to a hate parade. Why? Because he’s not a zombie anymore. He’s normal. Smart. Dipping toes into common sense conservatism that terrifies the echo chamber. The View’s moron brigade can’t handle a Democrat who thinks for himself. They attack him like he’s betrayed the cult, proving their “empathy” was just pity porn for a puppet they could control.
Let’s rank these stupidity superstars, one by one, on their idiocy scale from 1 to 10. No sugarcoating.
These women built careers on hot air and hypocrisy, and their Fetterman flip-flop exposes their fetid frustrations.
Whoopi Goldberg: Stupidity Level 9/10. The self-crowned “big thinker” who once compared Fetterman’s stroke scars to “battle wounds of progress.” Now? She booms about “optics” when he meets Trump, like bipartisanship is a sin. Whoopi, honey, you hollered for unity post-2020 riots but boo Fetterman on air for ending a shutdown that starved families. Her brain’s stuck in 1992, recycling tired rants while ignoring how her “inspirational” hero outgrew her script. Pathetic.
Joy Behar: Stupidity Level 10/10. Queen of the cackle, and a failed stand-up comic, Joy loved Fetterman’s “everyman” vibe when he slurred through speeches like a hungover uncle. She cooed over his recovery as “triumph over adversity.” Today? She scolds him for voting yes on Trump’s cabinet picks, whining it “gives cover to fascists.”
Joy, you spent years defending Cuomo’s groping but clutch pearls at border security? Your hot flashes fuel hotter takes, but Fetterman’s chill logic exposes you as the bitter grandma yelling at clouds. Full clown mode.
Sunny Hostin: Stupidity Level 9.5/10. The legal “expert” who lectured Fetterman live on set Tuesday, November 11, 2025, for “bringing a butter knife to a gunfight” by reopening the government. “You’re wrong!” she spat, quoting Bernie Sanders and Gavin Newsom like they’re oracles. Sunny, you cited Marjorie Taylor Greene to shame him, then got slapped down when he fired back: “I don’t need a lecture from deep-blue extremists.” You adored his stroke-slurred sob stories for empathy points, but now hate his clear-headed push for secure borders and Israel aid. Your Ivy League degree can’t hide the hypocrisy; it’s just fancy wrapping on empty rage.
Sara Haines: Stupidity Level 7/10. The “moderate” blonde who plays nice but piles on when Fetterman questions Schumer’s shutdown stubbornness. Sara, you teared up for his health battles in 2022, calling it “humanizing.” Now you nod along as the pack tears him for “giving in” to Republicans. Milder than the rest, but still spineless, letting groupthink turn your “compassion” into conditional crap
.Alyssa Farah Griffin: Stupidity Level 6/10. The token conservative who flipped from Trump aide to View apologist. She defended Fetterman’s stroke grit as “resilient,” but now probes his Trump talks like a gotcha game. Alyssa, you know real politics; why enable this Fetterman flogging? Your half-baked “balance” just dilutes the dumb, making the show slightly less toxic, but still at self-administered cyanide.
And last, but not least, Barbara Walters – You’re dead and you took your sickening speech impediment with you. If their is such thing as reincarnation, don’t come back. You were a horrible person.
These View vixens aren’t journalists. They’re jealousy junkies, hooked on hating anyone who escapes their victim box.
Fetterman recovered, read the room, and chose facts over fantasies. Shutdowns hurt real people: vets unpaid, kids hungry, borders breached. His “common sense conservatism” isn’t betrayal; it’s adulthood in a party gone toddler-tantrum.
They loved the broken version because he fit their narrative: pitiable prop for progressive pity parties. Now he’s whole, wise, and willing to work across aisles? Cue the claws. It’s not about policy; it’s personal. Fetterman threatens their tribe by proving Democrats can think without the hive mind.
Word to the wise: Tune out The View. It’s a stupidity seminar disguised as talk TV. Fetterman? He’s the deep thinker they fear most: one who woke up and walked away from the woke wasteland. America needs more like him, fewer like them.
End of story.
