(Washington DC) – Demolition crews tore into the East Wing this week, kicking off President Trump’s $250 million White House…
Author: The Simpleton
The One-Dimensional Clown: Robert De Niro’s Descent from Mobster Mimic to Trump Obsessed Buffoon
Robert De Niro, once hailed as a transformative force in American cinema, has devolved into a caricature of his own…
NO KINGS PROTESTS FOR KIDS: Dear Kids, No Kings Marches Are for Unhappy Nitwits.
This article is written so that even 3rd graders will understand it. It’s not easy to write about people this…
Very Dumb, Mostly Fat, and Frigging Ugly: White-Democrat-Women are America’s Voting Curse.
White Democratic women, listen up: you might be the dumbest voters in the USA, and it’s not even close. The…
Don Lemon’s Drunken X (Twitter) Rant: A Bitter Has-Been Urges Illegals to Arm Up in Cringe-Fest Meltdown.
While slurring some of his words like a stroke victim, Don Lemon stumbled through a jaw-dropping X video post last…
DROP Weight-Loss Is FAKE: The Wellness Company’s “Drop the Pounds” Drops a Fortune on Fox News’ Loyal Viewers.
Picture this: You’re parked in front of Fox News, remote in hand, when a glossy ad interrupts your scroll. “Ditch…
John Bolton Indicted Because He is a Traitorous Scumbag.
John Bolton’s finally getting what he deserves: an indictment slapped on his slimy hide for mishandling classified docs. And yeah,…
Ditching MSN’s Leftist Home Page: I’m Crawling Back to Google Chrome.
I finally got my hands on this shiny new computer, and let me tell you, the first thing I did…
Zohran Mamdani is a COMMUNIST! END OF STORY!
He’s a Political Moron and Only Political Morons Will Vote for Him. Listen up, New Yorkers, because the clock is…
Bullet from the Blue: Trump’s Tearful Tribute to the Charlie Kirk on His Birthday
Imagine a kid from the Chicago suburbs, barely out of high school, who decides the world needs shaking up. That’s…
George Clooney’s French Flee: Ditching America and Tuscany for an Even Faker Fake Life Than the One He Already Leads.
George Clooney, that smug Hollywood fraud, just announced he’s hauling his kids to a farm in France for a “better…
Christopher Columbus Was Italian Until Trump Evoked His Name. Now The Left Hates Him Even More and They Made him Jewish too.
How Ignorance and Division Turn a Flawed Explorer into a Political Pawn. Just when you thought it was safe to…
Kimmel’s Clown Car: From Blackface Buffoon to Moronic Antifa Apologist.
By Daiman TeerFor: The Simpleton Star Jimmy Kimmel. The name alone makes my skin crawl. This guy isn’t just unfunny—he’s…
Karma’s Court: Letitia James Trips on Her Own Gavel — From Trump’s Foe to Facing Felonies in a Flash.
Letitia James, New York’s top law enforcer, has spent years swinging the legal hammer at Donald Trump, but now she…
Xi’s Petty Tariff Tantrum: He’s Very Jealous Over Trump’s Middle East Wins
By Daiman TeerThe Simpleton Star – This article is for kids, but the Simpletons out there won’t even realize it.…
Katie Porter’s Tantrum in a Reptilian Green Dress: A Jiggly Masterclass in Not Governing
If Porter can’t handle a 20-minute interview without threatening to take her ball and go home, how’s she supposed to…
JB Pritzker: The Billionaire Blob Ruling Illinois from His Fart-Soaked Recliner
Oh, JB Pritzker, the Governor of Illinois—or as I like to call him, the Jell-O Jumbotron of the Midwest. If…
Facebook Reels: Gym Bros’ Viral Videos Begging Older Gay Men and Curious Teens for Cash
Panhandling Pixels: Shirtless Studs Weaponize Facebook Reels for Importuning and Income. Importuning: The act of persistently soliciting or harassing someone…
The Facebook Fakery Machine. Facebook (META) Hates You and Wants To Destroy Everything Wholesome.
How Facebook makes ad revenue by intentionally making you angry and sick to your stomach. If you’re scrolling through Facebook…
Hillary Clinton’s Misleading Tweet on the White House Ballroom: A Typically Calculated Deception… a Lie!
The gullible, swayed by a single tweet, keep the narrative alive, shrugging off corrections as they cling to what they…