By: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star It is a curious thing to witness a state like New Jersey-a place…
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BY: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star It is a testament to the terminal decline of our public institutions that…
Giancarlo Esposito: The Empty Suit, the Politically Moronic Imbecile in a Maestro’s Cape
BY: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star NOTE: Had it not been for the Variety trainwreck interview, I would never…
From Jedi to Geriatric Jerk Off: Mark Hamill’s Vicious Descent into Digital Senility
By: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star The transformation of Mark Hamill from a symbol of cinematic heroism into a…
THE DISCORD MISFITS: BORED and PARASITIC BRATS PLAYING REVOLUTIONARY IN BROOKLYN
By Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star The “Simpleton Star” has long warned that the biggest threat to our republic…
JUDGE ZIA FARUQUI – THE JUDICIAL LEFTIST PUNK PROTECTING AN ASSASSIN
By: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star The American legal system has officially descended into a theater of the absurd,…
Giorgio Tsoukalos: The Balding Backwards Bouffant Buffoon Who’s Dumbing Down the Greatest Story in Human History
By: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star Giorgio A. Tsoukalos is not a scholar. He is not a historian. He…
Caroline Kennedy and Her Dying Daughter: Vindictive to the Bitter End
By: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star The Kennedys love to wrap themselves in the glow of Camelot — noble,…
The King Of Merciless Malice: Stephen King, The Literary Ghoul of Maine
By: Daiman Teer by The Simpleton Star It is a curious thing to watch the world’s most celebrated purveyor of…
An Open Letter to the Board of Disney and the Cowards at ABC: To “Be Best” Means Giving Kimmel the Boot
By: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star To the suits in Burbank and the programming executives who have allowed the…
Jimmy Kimmel: The Most Dangerous Human Filth in TV History
By: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star There is a specific, curdled brand of misery that can only be produced…
The Seditious Face of Rachel Maddow: A Study in Misery and Betrayal
By: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star Maddow has made her choice. She doesn’t stand with the President. That would…
THE GREAT GAY vs TRANS DIVORCE: WHY GAY MEN MUST DISASSOCIATE COMPLETELY FROM THE TRANS COMMUNITY.
NOTE: Guys, please burn that stupid flag. It no longer has any meaning. ANOTHER NOTE: Lesbians have been omitted from…
THE FCC FALLACY: WHY THE “FOX NEWS IS ENTERTAINMENT” FALLACY IS THE IQ FAIL OF THE LEFT WHO GOT LEFT BEHIND
By Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star There is a specific, nasal brand of condescension that has become the hallmark…
ALEX VINDMAN – THE PATIENT ZERO OF TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME
By Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star Lumpy Rutherford proves that there is life after Leave It To Beaver. <—If…
THE UGLY GHOST OF TREASON: JOHN KERRY’S COWARDLY VICTORY LAP ON THE COLBERT COUCH FOR UNHAPPY LOSERS
By: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star There is a specific kind of rotted grave juice that settles into a…
DEAL DASH: THE IDIOT’S GUIDE TO VOLUNTARY ROBBERY – You Do Not “WIN” Anything On Deal Dash.
By: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star NOTE: As our parents age, the isolation of an empty house and the…
Chris Murphy – The Enemy Within – A United States Senator’s “Awesome” Betrayal
By: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star There is a point where political theater crosses the line into high treason,…
The Simpleton of the 1970s: How Jimmy Carter’s Atrocious Stupidity Broke the World
By: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star The Oil Hoax and the Sap: Jimmy Carter’s Fifty-Year Legacy of Weakness Jimmy…
Liars, Cheats, and Redistricting: Why Abigail Spanberger – A LYING SCUM – is the Most Dangerous Woman in Virginia
By: Daiman Teer for The Simpleton Star The political playbook in Virginia has officially shifted from governing to gaslighting, and…